Category: Creep Wear

Vincent Price Cameo Necklace

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Vincent Price Cameo Necklace
Vincent Price! Come on down! You are the next contestant on the Price is righttttt! Would you pay any price for a Vincent Price necklace? The price would have to be right. And it is. Even I can afford this and I eat Ramen noodles every night out of sippy cup. It separates the noodles from the MSG juice. That way I have both my meal and a nice drink. Consider that a lifehack peeps! And with that I’m outta here.

If Vincent was born a triplet, he’d be Vincent Thrice. If he were twins, he would be Vincent Twice. Just a little food for thought.

Alien Xenomorph and Egg Chokers

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Alien Xenomorph and Egg Chokers
OpheliasChest makes some pretty terrifying jewelry. I for one, have never seen OpheliasChest, cuz I look her in the eye. I’m a gentleman. I also still have two black eyes from the last time I got caught looking at some boobage. Is it a little nippy in here or is it just me? Anywho, check out these Alien Xenomorph and Egg Chokers. They also have matching bracelets. These accessories are horrifying, yet awesome. I hope those eggs don’t hatch a facehugger, cuz that’s an accessory you don’t want any part of. No one wants their face hugged off. You hear my Aunt Sue? And your kisses are all slobbery and gross.
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Leather Skull Clutch Purse

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Leather Skull Clutch Purse
This Leather Skull Clutch Purse will be your new best friend. Call him Leatherface and carry him everywhere. Sing songs together. Give to me your leather, take from me…my face. It’s a purse, it’s a bag, it’s a clutch. It’s a stitched together head. You are gonna look so badass girl! He’s creepy, he’s kooky, he’s all together ooky. It’s soft enough for a woman, but hard enough to hit a man with. Take that you no good creeper. Have a face full of skull. If that isn’t enough, you probably have mace in there too. This purse is awesome!
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Spider Queen Cape

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Spider Queen Cape
Holy venomous f**k! My spider Queen. At last I found you. Let me kneel before you and present you with your Spider Queen Cape. Remember me? I was at the ball that night and we were dancing when the clock struck midnight and you ran for your carriage, dropping your spider cape. I knew that one day I would finally find the woman who fits into it perfectly. So what do I call you? The Queen mum? Spider Queen? Mother of spiders? Her royal highness? I really dig the whole superhero spider theme. Hey, nice web-sack. You’re keeping fit I see. *Smacks the royal booty and it explodes into thousands of spiders.* I see you’ve started having children without me. Laterz. *Runs*

Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings

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Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings
Hey girls. You know what would look great with your skull? Two more skulls. One of each side. These Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings are to die for. Hehe I made a funny. Which is better than making a boom boom, especially when it’s unexpected and your stomach is raging like a storm, and the lightning inside that storm strikes, and makes a real boom boom in your boxers, and you’re in the grocery store. Clean in aisle me! But digress. *Sigh* It’s been a tough day and that’s a long walk out of the store. These earrings are going to look great and goth and great googly moogly in your ear-holes.