Yep. That’s the guy who sucked the blood from my goat. Sorry officer, when I say it that way it sounds disgusting. Anywho, this Mounted Chupacabra Head is made from pulp and wood. Unlike the real thing, which is made in a government lab by scientists. The jaw is articulated, so you know, it can still suck. And it does. He looks like he’s making the orgasm face, so I’m guessing they shot him while doing the nasty.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Scary Movie Sugar Cookies
Man, these Scary Movie Sugar Cookies look diabolical and delicious. You better not slash at my tongue on the way down you slashers! They need more blood frosting though. Not recommended for kids parties. Unless you are a scary clown at a kids party. Then by all means, serve these. They are already creeped out by you. Might as well go full terror.
Bleed All About It – Cool Zombie Newspaper Fabric
Zombie undead uprising. Read all about it. This is going to be every newspaper when the apocalypse hits. And the only people left to read it are going to be undead dirtbags. Meaning politicians, cuz they have all the bunkers. And I’ll still skip to the comics. Actually this is Zombie Newspaper Fabric so you can re-fabric all of the stuff that got blood on it from when you killed that zombie in your living room. You know what I’m talking about.
Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out
Man, it’s getting hot in here. I’d better turn on my Skeleton Ceiling Fan with Skulls and Arms Sticking Out. SLAP SLAP SLAP. I never get out of the way in time. There’s nothing like getting slapped silly by a bunch of skeleton hands. Plus, it makes you forget about the heat. This thing looks like a nightmare spaceship that’s gonna spin it’s skeleton arms and take off into the night. Then come back down and wrap them around you. Carry you up into space and do some nightmare stuff with your naughty bits while you dangle in it’s embrace.
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Makeup Artist Sticks Googly Eyes All Over Her Body
So this happened. Great googly moogly! This woman stuck googly eyes all over her face and torso. Her optometrist is gonna be very confused. My main concern is that all of those eyes are gonna strain themselves and need glasses. Or monocles. She’s gonna need to buy like 500 monocles.
Hey, you like to cover yourself with googly eyes? I don’t judge. Stick ’em on and shake yourself about. That’s what it’s all about. This and the hokey pokey. She’s like a rattlesnake shaking and rattling. You’ll put an eye out! I bet her name is Iris. If you want to learn how to do this yourself, you’ll have to learn from her and be a good pupil. Heh. Enough eye jokes.
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