These Monster Head Soaps come in a bunch of characters. There’s Wolfman, an alien, zombies, mummies, and more. I got a couple of these myself cuz I like to have somebody to talk to in the shower. And if I don’t like what they say? Well, let’s just say I have a very clean butt-crack and no more sass-talk from the Wolfman. You feelin’ what I’m scrub a dub dubbin’?
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Bigfoot Kidnapping Gnomes Statue
When one mythical creature starts kidnapping other mythical creatures, you know things are bad, as evidenced by this Bigfoot Kidnapping Gnomes Statue. Technically it’s gnome-napping. Which is a misde-minor. Get it? Misdemeanor… Misde-minor cuz their so small. He’s probably gonna take them back to his cave or stick-hut and cook them for dinner. Maybe he just wants company too. Or slaves. Maybe he’s gonna make them build him a Bigfoot castle.
Wood Coffin Keychains
These Wood Coffin Keychains are perfect for your car keys. If you drive a hearse. Also perfect for your house keys. If you live in a funeral home. Better “dead” bolt that door once you get inside though. Also perfect for those keys that you have that are no longer useful. In other words, keys that are dead to you. Ha. I could go on all day, but I’m late for therapy. Once I showed up and it was shock therapy. Cuz the therapist was so shocked I got there on time.
Ouija Board Skull Planchettes
Etsy seller RavnCotinoCreations sells these cool Ouija Board Skull Planchettes that have a great bird skull design, glass legs and a glass window. Cuz you might as well up your style when communicating with spirits. They don’t like that cheap Parker Brothers crap. The only way this would be cooler if is the bird skull opened it’s beak and spoke what the board was spelling out. Bird, meet board. Board, meet bird. Now do your thing.
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American Horror Story: Hotel – Room 64 Door Plaque
Oh look, an American Horror Story: Hotel – Room 64 Door Plaque. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing bad ever happens in there, right? I’m just gonna hang this on my door. *Ding-Dong* A visitor already? Hello good sir? Of course you can stay here for a modest fee. I don’t make breakfast or the bed and the place is so dirty that even the roaches stay out. Enjoy your stay.
*Next day* Oh, I was sorry to hear that you were molested by our doll collection, which was possessed by demons at the time, but really controlled by the evil that is Lady Gaga, whose acting is almost as bad as her singing. Sorry you can’t have your money back. Here’s a coupon for next time that just expired.