Ohhhh toast of the Zombie! I’ll have mine with extra butter. Crisp, but not too crisp. Just a light smear of jelly on top just like my pap use to give me. In other words just a pap smear! Ewwww. I’m so wrong! I’m so gross! Get over it cupcake! This Toast of the Zombie Goblet Set lets the Zombie hands make a toast for you. Cuz everything is classier with Zombie hands. I said so!
Category: Just Plain Weird
Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows
Looks at my bed and notices the Beware of Vampires and Zombies Pillows. Looks under the bed, in the closet, out the window. Well hell, I don’t see either of those things,so I guess I’m safe. Gets in bed. Oh, it feels so warm and cozy. Vampire erupts from within my bed, followed by a Zombie. They stand there half out of my mattress and look at each other and then grab me so they can take me to their in-the-bed hell-world. WHY DID I NOT HEED THE WARNINGS?
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Nightmare Doll Head Orchid Planter
What the hell is growing out of that doll head? This Nightmare Doll Head Orchid Planter looks like it has a parasitic infection that is out of control. Probably possessing it and trying to take over the world. That is nasty! No wonder I like it. Just plant your plants in this thing and watch the roots grow out of its ever-loving head. Looks like a demented clown baby.
Winged Skeleton Double Candle Holder
What the-? This Winged Skeleton Double Candle Holder just flew down and set itself on my mantle guys. I’m serious. This isn’t like the time I drank 2 bottles of nyquil because I thought I had early onset arthritis. Dude is pretty badass. He’s all like, Pfft I’ll hold your candles and make this shizz look heavy metal! Dude is totally macabre. I bet he has a huge wingspan too. Not that that matters. It’s not how big your wings are, but how you use ’em.
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Human Skull Fire Logs – Throw Another Head On The Fire
So ya get these Human Skull Fire Logs and you put them in your fireplace or your fire pit and you just crack jokes at ’em while they’re flaming.
Ohhhh, somebody is a little hot-headed I see. I think you have a slight temperature, let me feel your head. Oh yeah, you’re burning up.
It’s all fun and games until your neighbor sees all of the human heads in your fire pit and thinks you’re doing some weird heebie-jeebie stuff. But what are they gonna say? They don’t want their head in the fire next.