This Lace Bat isn’t your grandmother’s doily. Unless your grandmother is Morticia Addams. If that’s the case, let me just say that your grandma is hot dude. This lace bat is great for the table, great for an end table and works just about anywhere. It looks really nice and creepy if you haven’t dusted in about 12 years, like me. *Picks up lace bat and throws it.* Fly. Fly bat! *Chokes on cloud of dust as it lands.* I wish I knew what sets off these damn allergies!
Category: Just Plain Weird
Skeleton Pin-Up Calendar – Baby Got Bones
Who’s that sexy chick with the femurs that go on forever? And that pelvis! That gluttonous maximus. Wait, that’s a muscle isn’t it? Whatever. This calendar is like calcium, cuz I just grew a bone if ya know what I’m sayin’. I like big bones and I can not lie… These girls got to many skeletons in the closet though. This Eizo: Pin-up Calendar features x-rays of skeleton pin-ups instead of, you know, pin-ups with their flesh.
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Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors
Damn son, you ugly. This Fleshy Faced Sketchbook Of Horrors is either a monster or some guy making a fart face. Hey, sometimes it’s tough to squeeze one out and when you finally do, your face gets all twisted up. Who you winking at man? By the way, that vein on the side of your face? You need to get that checked bro. Looks like you got a fat juicy earthworm in there. Is it wrong that I want to shove food in his mouth? Yeah, probably wrong. I just want to see how much it holds cuz it looks like a bottomless pit.
This is the perfect book of horrors to draw other horrors inside of. The first page should really be an x-ray of that freaky face.
Nightmare Decor – Creepy Doll Head Pillow
Hey there doll face. You’re freaking me out. This Doll Head Pillow is just a big old head. Of a doll. It looks surprised. It should. I would look that way too if someone was watching HBO and eating pizza, then farted on me while lifting a cheek. Just sayin’. There ain’t nothing creepier than dolls. Except big old doll heads on your couch.
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Real Horror Happy Meals and Jiffy Pop That You Can Buy
Remember Newt Cloninger-Clements? He’s the dude that made those horror happy meals. Well, now you can actually buy them. Etsy shop HangMeOfficial has made a bunch of them that you can purchase. You can even get them with the toy included if you pay a bit more.
They also have horror themed Jiffy Pop pans. I say horror all of the food stuffs! Do these have actual popcorn inside? I have no idea since I half-ass my job and couldn’t be bothered to look, but I hope so. Even if they don’t, they are pretty cool.
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