Category: Just Plain Weird

Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set

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Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set
This Gothic Skull Vessel And Skeleton Pen Desk Set will have you out of your skull. Just make sure you get back in it real quick so someone else doesn’t jump in there, cuz that’s some bad skullduggery as well as some bad juju with a double serving of the heebie-jeebies. Hey, let me back in!

It’s a skull vessel filled with skull pens. Wearing coats. Where do they even get coats that long and thin? The dead and tall men’s shop? Those are some fashionable corpses right there. I bet when things get crowded in there they start rolling around against the rim and punching each other. That’s why they all look so shocked.
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Maggot Mugs – Drink Up, Then Upchuck

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Maggot Mugs - Drink Up, Then Upchuck
Damn, I’m parched. I am so ready for a nice refreshing drink. Serve it up! Hey, what’s this? A Maggot Mug? *Retches violently.* Yeah, I think I’ll just stay thirsty thanks. *involuntarily pukes directly into Maggot Mug and looks down into it.* That seems fitting right? Nothing else makes sense in this mug. Now excuse me while I dry heave for an hour.

From WillinAndChillinArts. I think they forgot illin.

Drink Up With These Crazy and Gross Monster Mugs

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Crazy and Gross Monster Mugs
Damn, these Monster Mugs from ScravisMugs are ugly. Those are some faces only a mother could love, even if that mother did have to take ’em down to the river and drown them cuz they so ugly. My beer better not taste like monster brains. At least I can have some company when getting drunk now thanks to these ugly heads. I will have an ugly head to drink from and the mug will have an ugly head drinking from it. We were made for each other.
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Skull Bottle Chandelier

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Skull Bottle ChandelierHey guys, if I ever want to turn the light on and trip balls, remind me of this Skull Bottle Chandelier. Deal? Cool. It’s the Grim Reaper’s disco ball. He’s doing the disco duck and he don’t give a… cluck! It’s like the supreme counsel of the universe just teleported in for a visit and said, bodies? Where we’re going we don’t need bodies! Just bring your head and enjoy the ride. The supreme leader of intergalactic buttholes has his skull projected on the ceiling. Yes my master! What is thy bidding?

Gravestone Desk Clock

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Gravestone Desk Clock
This Gravestone Desk Clock is cool and all, but I can’t have it on my desk, cuz I would feel like I have to get everything done by 6 O’clock, cuz that is RIP time. On one hand I can rest at 6, but on the other, I’ll be resting forever. Plus, this clock would only be good for one day, then at 6 I’ll be pushing up daisies. Then people would be leaving flowers and stuff at my gravestone clock for the rest of the night. So this clock is a tough sell.