This Coffin Jewelry Box is the perfect way to bury, I mean store your spooky Gothic jewelry. You can say a eulogy every time you open it up and throw a piece inside, with hand on heart. I would put a creepy doll inside to scare whoever opened it, but that’s just me. It looks good enough for a small body, so it should be good enough for your jewelry.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Horror Movies Rainy Day Activity and Coloring Book
What are you gonna do on a rainy day? Just sit around depressed? Well, yeah, duh! But you can also do something else. Like color in this Horror Movies Rainy Day Activity and Coloring Book. I like to drink all night and then try to stay in the lines. Then in the morning I grade my work. Not happy about what I see either. Recently had to call my mom and have a parent teacher conference, too. “He doesn’t apply himself and is way behind the other kids. Is there anything going on at home that we should know about?”
Classic Horror Monster Nesting Dolls
It’s a little known fact that monsters, like birds, love to nest. Except that monsters are so freaky they like to nest in each other. Like these Classic Horror Monster Nesting Dolls. Who knows why monsters do what they do. It’s weird. It’s basically monster sex, which seems wrong. But what do I know? Anyhow, this cool set is going to look great on your desk or shelf.
It includes Frankenstein, Dracula, Phantom of the Opera, The Creature, Mummy, and Wolfman. What’s up with the Phantom? I can think of lots of better places to be a phantom of than the opera. I would be phantom of the Burger King, phantom of the Playstation maybe… Still, it beats being phantom of the Oprah.
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Knit Human Centipede
Oh man… Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Knit Human Centipede. It is knit. It is human.(Vaguely. Looks like a bunch of knit fetuses pulling into a train station.) It is a centipede. That guy up front does not look happy about having to be the engine. Still better than being the caboose. I’d rather be draggin’ than gaggin’ if ya know what I’m saying.
Bone Decor – Skull Chair
This Skull Chair just wants to sit in your living room and look cool. It’s a piece of furniture that goes against the grain. The Mi-Graine! Just sit right back and consider yourself it’s brains. Cuz it has none. And when you bring this thing home, be careful not to bang it against the wall, otherwise this guy will be a numb-skull. Heh! I really do love a good skull joke. So does God apparently, judging by my weird head.
This chair is way too much work anyway. Every time you move it, it scraps against the floor and leaves marks, like it is eating your hardwood floors with it’s dead upper teeth. Have you been sharpening your teeth on the floor again? Bad skull. Bad skull. I would rub your face in it, but you are nothing but face, so that seems wrong somehow.
via Fubiz