When you take a Brawny sized dump, you need a Brawny sized roll of Toilet Paper. Or to quote Fat Bastard himself, “I’m not kiddin’. I’ve got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it’s SQUIDGY. Christ, I’m gettin’ all emotional from it, ya know?”
A wide and very wise man. If you find yourself in the stall next to his foul stench, don’t even ask, because he doesn’t have an 11 inch square to spare.
How about that? It turns out that Soylent Green really is made out of people. Bulbous-nosed green people, who come four in a pack. Click through for more images and a bonus video of Charlton Heston warning us about this popular snack.
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Check out these brain pot holders. Now you can pretend you are a mad scientist every time you open the oven. They are just $18. from Etsy seller HauteMessThreads.
Be a brainiac in the kitchen with these handy mittens. Hey that rhymes. I had to really brainstorm to write this article. The whole thing was a hair-brained scheme. By now you want to punch me in the brain. Really brain me hard. Okay, I’m done. As in officially brain dead. NOW I’m done. What was I doing? Brain fart! Ha. Done.
Robert Downey Jr. is a rough and tumble cop who gets the job done. His boss is ready to throw the book at him. His wife is ready to throw divorce papers at him. And the whole city is throwing nothing but trouble his way. If he can just make it two weeks until retirement, he can rest easy. But first he has to go undercover as DOWNEY CRIMINAL ATTORNEY. Coming this summer.
Make the movie. Then buy this domain. You are welcome Hollywood!
Totally worth the $7,995. asking price from Ebay. Look at that awesome pic the seller made!
For those who prefer a good poop outdoors, you can buy this antique outhouse for just $200. It was probably built in the 1930s or 1940s. It’s the house that sh*t built. Also the house that someone had to clean the sh*t out of. It basically looks like it is falling apart and has received it’s last set of buttcheeks on that wood throne.
The old Duke boys probably took many a duke in that thing. Till Boss Hog came to visit one day and caused a mini earthquake that tilted the crap shack and left it venting Cleveland steam for 3 weeks straight.
Hey, it has two holes. Team pooping/peeing FTW! Click through for more shots.
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