Category: Just Plain Weird

The Roadtripping Dead: Airstream Trailer Fantasy Coffin

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airstream trailer coffinDie in style with this sweet Airstream Trailer Fantasy Coffin. Only $3,000. from Ebay seller track16vintage. According to the seller, this is how they bury people in Ghana. In cool unusual coffins. Sounds legit. The Ghana-rheans (Is that right?) are pretty cool peeps.

I’m moving to Ghana. In Ghana, funerals are a pretty big deal. Children of the deceased are assigned new parents, and mourners spend days in heartfelt conversation with their lost loved ones. (Sweet! New parents to buy me a new Xbox. No need to gab at me all afterlife though.) Check this out. Women give the body a ritual bath and set out objects that the person will need in the afterlife too. (Awesome. Bathe me in a bubble bath please. Nevermind that my man-stick is going all flagpole on ya. That’s just what happens after death. Please lay out some Cheetos, the already mentioned Xbox and some Mountain Dew.)

I am totally gonna be a Ghana-rhean. Click through to check out the inside.
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Easter Bunny Kitten Trapped Inside A Cadbury Egg

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Easter bunny kittenEaster craziness is among us. This crazy Easter figure from Ebay seller Brutalsun just sold for $180. It is a yellow cat wearing bunny ears, seated within a chocolate Cadbury egg, which is seated atop 3 jelly beans. The whole thing looks like the Easter bunny is getting boiled in a Cadbury cauldron. A sacrifice to the holiday.

On a side note, I LOVE Cadbury eggs. I had one in each cheek when I saw what this figure sold for. I smacked my hands against my cheeks so hard that the monitor is covered in white/yellow/choco froth. Just oozing downward. True story. Sucks for someone else when I leave this public library!
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Antique Articulated Wooden Co-Pilot

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wood co-pilotThis antique wood man is almost life-sized and fully articulated. Perfect for the Creep-pooling lane. Just dress him up in some hip clothes. He already has a carved face and everything.  He will be your new best buddy for $5,499.99. I would hang my GPS from his neck and give him a voice.

What do you mean turn right? It’s a dead end. Why do you always do this to me? This is what I get after buying you that sweet track-suit and sunglasses? We’re not hanging anymore man! It’s over. I’m about to open that door and kick you onto some highway pal! No. No, I’m sorry. The ride just wouldn’t be the same without you man.  Forgive me? It’s all cool bro. Just going through some stuff. People just don’t understand about you and me. Fist bump!
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1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse

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zombie hearseWhen the dead start walking, you better have a sweet ride. Why run from Zombies, when you can get away in style? This 1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse will help. It has an amazing Zombie paint job, bloody hand prints, a Zombie head hood ornament, an actual bloody hand under the fender and lots of other sweet details.

You can Buy it now for $12,200. Whether you are hunting Zombies, or running from them, this vehicle is the vehicle of choice for the apocalypse. Check out all of the detailed images below.
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Miniature Mouse Skin Rug

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Miniature Mouse Skin RugNow you’re living in style. This miniature mouse skin rug will creep up your home. It’s not really big enough for your floor at just 6 inches long, but it makes a sweet coaster. Use it to send a clear message to any mice that want to invade your home. This is what happens to mice around these parts.

Attach a swiffer pad to the bottom for some weird serial killer cleaning. It is just $60. More shots after the break.
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