Now is your chance to own the most out of this world CD rack with a Life-Sized Alien from Etsy seller RhythmFashion. This alien has a taste for Psytrance music, which is why he comes with a whole collection of it. When not abducting people from their beds or piloting crazy flying saucer spaceships, he just likes to chill and zone out.
It has a custom LED Light connected on top of the rack and comes with remote control. There are 16 color choices,5 brightness levels and more. This will be the weirdest $6,700.00 you’ve ever spent.
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It’s Frankenhand. Give me five. Now down low. You’re too slow. Talk to the Frankenhand, cuz the Franken-face doesn’t understand! This $79 monster hand from Etsy seller 
It is a well known fact that nothing protects your garden like a goofy looking Gnome. So imagine how well your garden would be protected with Slasher Movie Gnomes. If they want to mess with my Marigolds, they are going to have to get through Jason Voorhees first. Or Freddy Krueger.
It’s all about education these days. Unlike when I was a kid, when they just sat you in front of the Atari and handed you a juice box. You have to educate about the whole pushing a baby out of your who-who thing. And to do that you need a crocheted model uterus with placenta and umbilical cord along with a baby. Etsy seller 
Nothing is worse than moldy bread. It means no toast for you today. You can either throw it out or just let it grow into nice thick green slices and take notes like a scientist. Then you can throw it out for the birds to eat and be a scientist all over again when those birds trip balls for a few hours. Good times. My lawn was like a living flapping nightmare that day.