E.T. The Extra Terrestrial. My how this little guy charmed audiences back in the day. Eating Reese’s Pieces. Hiding among stuffed animals. Riding a bike in front of the moon. Back then we felt like he was our special buddy. He could make our dreams come true and cuddle with us at night. Wait. What the hell is he doing? Waxing his candle? No! Bad E.T.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Star Wars Jesus Dress-up: The Fashion Of The Christ
I’m not sure if Jesus is a fan of Star Wars or not. I mean he did give us the awesomeness that is the original trilogy. Then again, he also gave us Jar Jar Binks. Well, whether he is a fan or not, you can dress your lord and savior in Star Wars gear with this Star Wars Jesus Dress-up Set.
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Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap
This Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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It’s Not A Good Day To Be Rat Man
All he wanted was a little snack. A little nosh. Just some crumbs to get him through the day, while he creeps around inside of your walls. He grew too confident in those last days. He was too carefree as food was getting plentiful. Someone had dropped a bunch of potato chip crumbs and he was living large. Now he’s just…Another rat man in a trap.
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Zit Stitches Cuff Bracelet
No amount of Clearasil is going to cure the funk you have on your wrist if you wear this zitty, stitchy, presumably puss-filled acne superpowered cuff bracelet.
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