Check these out. What nice Victorian portraits. So quaint and sweet and- What the sh*t! They’re zombies! These Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits go from mild mannered to undead in an instant. You get 4 portraits of this creepy Victorian Addams Family: lady, gentleman, child and grandparents. They all change into rotted corpses, skulls or evil creatures. The family that slays together stays together I guess.
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Skull and Bones Tea Infuser For Terrifying Tea Time
Normally anything with a skull and bones is going to make the last tea that you ever drink, but in this case your tea should be safe to drink. The Skull and Bones Tea Infuser is a spooky skull shaped tea infuser that brews up a nice cup of tea and keeps things nice and creepy. When you’re done brewing, rest the skull on the handy crossbones to prevent messes. Waiter, there’s a skull in my tea!
Well Presented But Unlucky Leprechaun Hands
You try to steal my gold and I’ll cut yer damn hands off ya little bearded hoarder! I’m guessing that was the warning this Leprechaun was given shortly before his hands left his body. This little guy is never gonna touch a coin coin ever again. Is it just me or does the right hand look bigger? That must have been his luck leprechaun masturbation hand. That’s another thing he’s never gonna do again. And for that I actually feel sad for him. Those are some very unlucky leprechaun hands.
Huge Vampire Journal For Your Interview With A Vampire
Damn that’s a big book! This Vampire Journal is perfect for those interviews with a vampire. Also great for vampires who want to write a list of their victims or keep a list on who has bad blood etc. I have bad blood by the way, just so we’re clear. No use biting me. This huge book has 100 blank and bound pages and a nicely detailed cover. Dear Diary… I vant to suck your blood, but I will settle for writing on your pages.
Awesome Gothic 3D Vampire Bat Mug
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!