Ok, so I’m looking at the poster, but I’m not seeing where the bacon is. Nor do I see where hot dogs come from. I can tell you that the pork pooper is not at all what I thought it would be.
This $145 vintage poster from Ebay will teach you all kinds of things about the anatomy of Pigs. The most important thing that I took away from this is that I really could use a bacon sandwich. Oh, and what a pig pooper looks like.
Chiropractors, lumbar lovers and other fans of the back will appreciate these spine candle holders. I’m looking at you Predator. They really set the mood and are a constant reminder to practice good posture.
They are also a reminder that we are nothing but bone under all of that skin and muscle. Well, in my case just skin. I have about enough muscle to roll a D20 ten inches or so with my stubby T-Rex arms. No lie, I was the weakest in my litter. Which is probably why I often play dead if the door bell rings. By now, they know to leave the pizza on the porch and take the envelope containing the money.
They can also be used as a vase, as seen below.
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This $149. Bedpan Guitar is perfect for aging musicians and hospital acts. You can go from the stage right into your hospital bed and take care of business. Then slosh it around and play some more.
Below are some more images and a video of this thing in action. Now all you need to complete the ultimate senior band is a drum half full of s**t and some cymbals.
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If you wanted further proof that war is hell, buy this Vietnam War Surgeons Amputation Set for $950 from this seller and hang it on your wall.
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Nasco, maker of creepy and weird medical teaching devices, strikes again. As a man, I’m just going to have to practice my breathing techniques to get through this article without passing out. It’s cool that this company made so many things to teach doctors, but do they have to be so creepy?
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