We all know that Doctor Who met Vincent Van Gogh, but it is not so well known that at least one Star Trek creature met the famous painter as well. A Gorn. Of course Vincent Van Gogh had to lose in hand to hand combat to be forced to paint the portrait. That is the real reason he lost his ear. The Gorn pulled a Mike Tyson on him. Only $595.
Category: Weird Art
Looks Like Fetal Mac N’ Cheese: Babies in a Can
Sometimes you miss the chance to buy an item and somebody else gets the score. That was the case with these babies in a can. I never even had a chance to buy them. I was hovering over the buy button, trying to think how many I had in the pantry and just like that, gone. Turns out, I was all out of ’em too.
Look at ’em, looking so creamy and tasty, all crammed in there, wiggling around. Yummy!
Weird Art: Fat Elvis in Blue Footy Pajamas, Hanging With The Rolling Stones
There are so many untold stories in Rock and Roll. Sex, drugs and rock and roll baby! Take fat Elvis for example. He knew how to let it all hang out. Literally. Problem was, he couldn’t get it back into his jumpsuit, so it had to hang out. There was a point where he could sing about Blue Suede shoes, but gone were the days when he could see his own feet.
Then there was that time he was partying with the Rolling Stones and spent the whole night wrestling his gut back into his clothes. In a bathroom with a blue toilet and a door, but no wall. This $955. painting captures the moment for posterity.
Oh My Glob!: Nightmare Adventure Time Prints
Etsy seller akatayanagi is offering four nightmarish Adventure Time prints for $23. Just don’t blame me when you get nightmares about Finn and Jake coming to eat you alive.
You get Princess Bubblegum looking how she probably really looks inside, Evil Finn and Jake, Marceline and a Gingerbread dude. No LSP? I demand an evil Lumpy Space Princess.
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Looks Like Puffer Fish People: Weird Spiky Triple Head Art
Two heads are better than one, so that means that three spiky heads must be way better then two. They look like that dude from Hellraiser, only twice as nasty. Make that three times. It can be yours for $800. *art snob voice* My, what an interesting piece. I must get closer and inspect the colors and texture. It speaks of abstract longing and- My Eye! My goddamn eye! I’ll never work as an art critic again and be forced to actually earn my money! I won’t go back to accounting! I won’t!”
It will prick you at every opportunity and feast, every time you pass by, as it slowly grows a fourth head. A head that looks just like yours.
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