Damn girl. These Custom Ouija Board Heels are looking good. You are definitely communicating with my spirit. Oooooo baby, move your planchette all over my board. Ask me anything. I’m not sure if they will fit you though. Are you a medium? That’s just a little paranormal joke. These shoes have soul baby, but when you put your feet in them, they are sole crushing. Get it?
Tag: accessory
Leather Skull Handbag
Grab this Leather Skull Handbag and get ready for a night on the town. The zipper on top is a nice touch, so you can give it a lobotomy every time you unzip it to get your lipstick. No one is gonna mess with a babe who carries a leather skull purse around. It’s got the three G’s ladies. It’s Girly, Goth and looks like the Gimp. In other words, it looks like somebody dug up a corpse who died while practicing bondage. In this case, practice did not make perfect.
Human Teeth Cufflinks
Sure, you could wear Human Teeth Cufflinks to a fancy event… Or you could just make them on scene, which is the method I prefer. Usually I just punch somebody in the mouth, and hide in the closet with the unconscious and now toothless victim while I am attaching teeth to my cufflinks with a hot glue gun. Then I snap my cuffs, adjust my tie and leave like James Bond. I’m all about the instant DIY.
Then when I leave I find the same guy and punch him again and hot glue them back in his face, cuz I always give back. I’m not a dick.
Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace
Check out this awesome Gothic Bat Cameo Necklace. It looks like it is straight outta Dracula’s jewelry box, but it is actually from TheCryptOfCuriositie. I remember the first time I entered their shop. I was curious about this and that and this and that and ooooo I just realized this is a crypt. Can I meet the Crypt Keeper? How does one keep Crypts anyway? Do you need a real estate license? It all sounds very cryptic. Are you a network of crypts? Are you at war with the bloods? Cool necklace by the way.
Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace
A Facehugger will hug your face until you are dead, then when your face decomposes to nothing but a skull, this octopus will come along and hug it. Maybe even make sweet love to it. I ain’t judging. What you see above is the sweet afterglow of an afternoon delight. Hey, it has eight tentacles to love you with and it will love you long time. This Skull Hugger Octopus Necklace captures that beautiful, vulnerable moment.