Sweet! These Cthulhu Cultist Medallions mean that I can be a part of the ultra secret society. Or USS as we like to call it. It used to be “Pretty Ultra Secret Society” because it wasn’t completely secret, but we changed it for obvious reasons. PUSS just doesn’t sound cool for an awesome cult.
I’m gonna wear my medallion, chant with my fellow Cthulhu peeps, all in robes, around some ancient idol, while giving secret handshakes and passwords… It’s gonna be so sweet when Cthulhu is summoned from an ancient portal and burns my face off with acid.
Prepare to be creeped the hell out. Adam Pizurny used Blender 3D rendering software to produce this unsettling collection of freaky heads GIFs. These are freaking me out man. Somebody talk me down. I think I got the wrong shizz-take mushrooms. Either that, or this is a flash-back to the last time I got the wrong mushrooms. I knew that guy in the alley was not a real grocer. Wouldn’t even take a credit card and never asked if I wanted paper or plastic. Heads aren’t supposed to do this. I think I just saw my face on one of them. Read more “Nightmare Fuel – Creepy Human Head GIFs”
Gemmamae made these illustrations that represent various diseases for a book she is working on. There will be 14 images all together. Are we sure that goiter isn’t an adams apple? I think the artist is just a goiter-exploiter. Probably makes ex-goit-tation films about it. And why do they call it smallpox? That shizz is big. It’s all over him. That’s bigpox. It’s like the herp gone wild. Read more “Fine Disease Art: Goiter and Pox On You”
MakingFacesPottery not only makes weird faces while making pottery, they also occasionally make fugly face mugs, like I did in grade school. Their’s are much better. These Zombie and Ugly Face Mugs have faces that only a mother can love. A mother hopped up on acid, who sticks her head in the oven after getting a good look at the kid! The shop has freaky creatures, zombies, fugly things that defy naming and other monstrosity mugs that will scare the black off your coffee and make the sugar jump from your tea.
*Random audience reaction.* That’s not politically correct! You should be nicer!
*Looks at dude’s avatar.* You should be on a mug. Burn! That’s why ya don’t mess with me. You ugly. You ugly. Yo mama says you ugly!
I don’t have an avatar!
Hmmm. Um. The burn is on me then. That was actually my reflection. U-G-L-Y, I’m the one with no alibi. You have won this round sir! But ugly never gives up, so I will be back and uglier than ever. Right now I have to see someone about marketing a mug in my image. Actually I think that second image really captures my twisted and freakish essence. Almost. Read more “Zombie and Ugly Face Mugs”
Psycho Killer… Qu’est-ce que c’est… What do we have here? That there is a Horror Movie Killers Poster, that’s what. It is full of killers, psychos and murderers. You have never seen such a hive of scum and villainy as this poster. It’s like a serial killer class reunion and you know what that means. It means that they started killing each other as soon as this picture was taken. Not sure who survived, but my money is on the shark. Read more “Horror Movie Killers Poster”
