If you want to see what your pet looks like on the inside, commission one of these Custom Pet Skull Portraits. Or you could do like I did and get an X-ray of your pet, spend like two hours collaging the X-ray and the picture together with staples, glue, moist tic-tacs, duct tape and thumb tacks. Do not recommend. Unless you want your animal looking like a reanimated mutant freak.
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Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets
These Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets will make your fridge a scary scary place. Fun fact: Hammer Horror is not when you hit your thumbnail with a hammer instead of the actual nail. It’s also not when you get hammered the night before and then wake up next to a horror the following morning. Okay, okay, I consider that second one some legitimate Hammer Horror. *Shudders*
Pop these mini horror posters anywhere and you will always have some cool art to look at.
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Holy Freddy On A Cross – Horror Movie Wall Sculptures
These Horror Movie Wall Sculptures from HaskellFX make for some scary home decor. Speaking of, you know what else makes for some really scary horror decor? All of those stains on my walls from where I swatted flies and never cleaned up. It’s getting so thick it looks like an impressionist painting is starting to take shape.
Anyway, you can choose from Freddy Krueger on an upside down cross patterned like his sweater, Jason Voorhees and that Leatherface guy on a Texas shaped background. Tell ’em Creepbay sent ya. It’ll be no haskell at all. You know, cuz the shop name… Haskell. *sigh* Ohhhhhhh. So you don’t like my sense of humor huh? Well, quit haskelling me! Okay, new policy everybody. Don’t hask, don’t tell. Hask-a-la-vista baby!
Who doesn’t love a Freddy crucifix? Oh yeah. God. Probably God doesn’t like that.
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Freaky Renaissance Style Alien Art
This Renaissance Style Alien Art reminds us that aliens have been invading our shizz since way back and they haven’t stopped yet. They just dress different these days. Which is weird cuz those renaissance clothes kick butt. It’s also weird cuz aren’t they usually naked these days? They’re all like, “I’m up for whatever, it’s cool.” The artist also sells some classic album covers with aliens added to them. Pretty cool stuff.
Glass Octopus – Don’t Crack My Kraken
Treat this Glass Octopus with care. He’s delicate and fragile. He’s got feelings. So treat him gently. Don’t crack the Kraken. These crazy creepy works of art come in any color you like. That blue version looks real scary. Just one of the many reasons I don’t go in the ocean. Thing’s got eight arms for God’s sake! With suckers! That’s like 8 suckered snakes attacking you all at once.
Still, that’s a damn cool Octopus. That Octopus ain’t no wuss.