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Livin La Vida Larvae – Fly Ring

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Livin La Vida Larvae - Fly Ring
Normal rings are for boring, ordinary folk. That’s why you should wear this fly ring on your finger. It looks like there’s a fly dry humping your finger with its legs wrapped around it. Dry humping? Fly humping? It is literally a fly ring. Fly as in stylin’. Fly as in nasty creature evolved from a maggot.

This ring actually looks awesome and would actually make you look… fly. The ring size is adjustable so that it fits different finger sizes. Convenient if you are looking for a present for your friend who wouldn’t mind wearing a bug.

Creepy Alien Head Pendant Necklace

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Creepy Alien Head Pendant Necklace
We think aliens are scary and creepy because we don’t understand them. Perhaps there are cool aliens or very pretty ones that the rest drool over, we’ll never know. They get a bad rap for abducting people and inserting things in awkward places. As you wear this alien head pendant necklace, you are honoring these alien beings. And maybe making them fear you because you are wearing one of their kind.

Can you wear this on any other day aside from Halloween? Heck yeah, you can! Aliens are very in fashion this year.

Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room

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Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room
The Bigfoot conspiracy is the biggest one of the 19th, 20th, and now 21st century and we don’t talk about it enough. Are sasquatches even real? Are the sightings all a bunch of hoaxes and misidentifications by overexcited conspiracy-theorists? Apparently, there are actual scientists actively researching this but it’s taken more than a century to tell us whether Bigfoot exists. But if you’ve seen one, you know.

Well, this Bigfoot candle should get the conversation rolling. It’s an 8.5” candle that your friends will love. It is hand sculpted and made using pure beeswax. This effectively means that it burns a couple of times longer than the paraffin wax candles you are used to. If you think Bigfoot exists and your friend don’t, wrap this majestic candle in a big beautiful box with lots of padding and watch their face melt (see what I did there) with rage when they open it. The rage turns into disappointment as they realize you could have bought them a nice watch or toy instead.

Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him

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Beetlejuice Mug: Drink 3 Times To Summon Him
If you think starting a day without coffee is scary, how about drinking your morning coffee from a Beetlejuice mug? To have Beetlejuice stare at you the whole time, steam puffing from the top of his head. If you have powered through the words to this point, you must have the stomach to face Beetlejuice first thing in the morning. You are a brave soul. Either way, this spooky mug may not necessarily make you sweaty with fear but it should make a Halloween party spookier. It is also a nice present to give your best friend who only watched the Tim Burton movie last week and can’t seem to shut up about it.

The ceramic mug holds 21 ounces of liquid. It can be safely washed in the dishwasher or used to microwave a cup of coffee. Or display it over your fireplace. No one will judge you.

Magnetic Mouse Earrings

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Magnetic Mouse Earrings
Can you imagine walking out on the street with a mouse stuck to your earlobes? What if you met someone else wearing these magnetic mouse earrings, what would your reaction be? Is that finding your mate? As far as I’m concerned, mice earrings are just good fashion sense. They turn heads.

Probably don’t wear them to work or to a formal event or people will think that you are only there to take the piss. They are perfect for a Halloween party or dress up night in a mental institution.