So this happened. Over on Etsy. Which is what you would expect. This Freaky Hybrid Experiment Sculpture has a weird hybrid creature/freak in a petri dish. More like a pee-tri dish. Am I right? That’s a lot of pee. Just guessing. Dude looks pretty relieved, like he’s been holding it until his mad scientist master says it’s okay and now it’s just ahhhhhhhhhh. Not sure I would have made the bold choice to bathe in it as well, but different strokes for different folks.
Tag: bizarre
Chupacabra Cookie Cutter
I don’t know about you, but I like to leave some cookies out on the porch for the Chupacabra, along with a glass of milk. No, wait- That’s Santa. Nevermind. I like to run away from the Chupacabra in fear, screaming like a little girl, while pointing my smartphone over my shoulder and trying to snap a pic. When I review the evidence later, I often find that it was just the neighbor’s chihuahua, which is just as scary. Once it was a field mouse. I’m not good with nature. Anyway, this Chupacabra Cookie Cutter allows you to bake and fill your tummy with sugary goat-suckers! De-lish!
Monkey Skull Bag
I know you’re gonna go ape over this cool Monkey Skull Bag. Monkey see, monkey do, monkey hold all your stuff in it’s head. Quit monkeying around. Carry this one all of the time and call it Kong. Or don’t, I don’t care. That’s between you and your monkey, that’s what I say. Until somebody walks in unannounced, then it’s between you, your monkey and most likely your mom. Embarrassing.
Ileum and The Ostomy Plush
Damn son! This Ileum and The Ostomy Plush is… Well, I had to look up what an ileum was and it’s the third portion of the small intestine aka your poop chute. This plush is like Homer’s Iliad, an epic hero’s journey…
This epic saga recounts the journey of our hero, Feceus. We begin near the end of our hero’s passage, in Ileum (the small intestines).
When Feceus tries in vain to reach the outside world via the rectum, he finds his way is blocked. He valiantly fights his way into the colon but can get no further.
The clever Feceus takes his mighty scalpel and severs the colon in twain! He then takes the end and pushes it through the abdominal wall to create a new exit into the world!
This new exit became known as the Stoma in this tale,
The Ostomy!
So yeah, that happened. Nice bedtime story.
I Want To Believe Alien Earrings
These I Want To Believe Alien Earrings have some serious dingle-dangle. And no I ain’t talkin’ about his wing-wang. They have little green men in UFOs. Do you want to believe? Of course you do. So believe. And look good doing so. The truth is out there peeps!