These creepy human finger balls are what happens when genetic engineers make toys. You’ll poke your eye out kid. These are perfect for when you want to give a gift that gives your kid the finger. Give him all the fingers while you’re at it.
The package says, “Throw them! Stretch them! Catch them!” Note that it doesn’t say, “You and a friend can pick both nostrils at once!” or “Mom likes them best!” It’s a toy! It’s a mutation! It’s just crazy enough that it might work. What the hell is wrong with this toy company?
