You need some golf ball storage? Just use MySack. The MySack Golf Ball Storage Sack. Nah. Go ahead. Take it. I’m not using it. Just hang MySack from your belt. Make sure you fondle it occasionally, just to make sure your balls have all dropped to the bottom. Don’t worry, it will feel soft since it is made of ultra suede. Just don’t overdo it. It’s sensitive. Oh and keep it dry to avoid shrinkage.
You’re welcome.
You’ll need a couple of marines doing that funeral flag folding thing to put these Super Wide Pants in your drawers. Reasons to buy these:
You have a wide load and need wide pants.
You are part of a midget smuggling ring and this will allow you to smuggle a midget on each leg.
Cankles!
Because you don’t trip and fall on your face nearly often enough.
You like to take up the whole aisle at the supermarket.
One washer, one garment. That’s just how you roll.
Heh heh. Heh heh. This sucks. These Realistic Beavis & Butthead Sculptures are all like, lifelike and stuff.
Yeah! Yeah! Heh heh. Those guys look creepy. Heh. They look familiar. Fire! Fire! I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
Sit these guys down in your living room, in front of your TV, and just watch the idiotic magic happen. Unless of course you have kids. In that case, just sit back and watch your own idiots pick their noses and watch TV. I know I gave my parents hours of entertainment. These sculptures are ultra realistic, right down to the braces and bad acne. For $8,300.00 you can have MTV induced nightmares forever. I’m not sure which one scares me more.
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Pocket fetusoids! Fetuses for your pocket. If my geek speak is correct Pocket Fetusoids roughly translates to Poke-Fetus. And you know what that means. You gotta catch ’em all. Except I’m pretty sure that Poke-Fetuses are not caught with red/white Pokeballs, but captured with some sort of slimy womb-balls. He he. Womb balls. That’s hilarious. Womb balls are the next big thing. Just bounce them around until you find the prize inside. A gooey fetus! It will change the game of Basketball forever!
Back on track. All on my own too, without meds. So anyways, Pocket Fetusoids, some of which look like Jake the Dog. Note to self: Kickstart the National Fetusoid League and get some players onboard.
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I have your heart on a string Creepbay readers? That’s so sweet. And so true. I love you too. Smoochies. Let’s make out. Well, you have my heart on a leash. So take me for walkies, cuz I have to lift my valve and pee out of my aorta. I’m hoping to mark some fire hydrants and I have a few trees that need the bark burnt off of them.
Etsy seller iimio created this freaky walking coronary for a project on “the body clock” while attending Tama Art University’s graduate school. It really walks. There’s a video below to prove it. Apparently they built two so they could race them at what they’re calling the great Pacemaker race. It’s priced at $8,648.65, which is still way cheaper than buying a replacement from a Doctor.