Um, I’ve never seen this Face Mask Gym Hoodie at my gym. Pretty sure I’d remember a hoodie that covers the bare minimum like that. It’s like a hoodie, an apron and underwear all in one piece. This guy’s all like, “I’m a ninja and I’m FAB-U-Less!!! I’ll be your spotter all day long and I won’t stop until I spot ya. Found you! Silly Goose. Now give me twenty reps or you are so in trouble!”
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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes
Check out these cool Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes. The nightmare before Christmas is Christmas Eve. You can’t sleep, you can’t open anything. All you can do is lay awake, making your presents soooo much better in your head than they actually are. That’s the nightmare!
I would totally date Sally. The great thing about Sally is that no matter what you say, you’ll always have her in stitches.
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Panty Hose Art
*Stares at the art on the gallery wall* Can I help you sir?
I’m looking for something sexy. Something that captures the essence of a woman throwing her clothes against an open window for a full week. Yes! Yes, that’s it! Panty hose art! Sheer genius! I’ll take two! I’ll pay later. I promise. No need to worry about me doing a runner.
Reminds me of a joke I heard once. How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and a fish that no one can seem to find. I’ll be here all week…
These go well with the jeans sculpture.
Octopus Hoodie
I love that show with the transforming and ink squirting octopi. “Ink squirters. More than meets the eye.” Octo-mus Prime is my favorite. Wait. I’m mixing stuff up again. Which usually starts with mixing meds. I have no idea what I’m saying, or even where I am half the time, but if there is one thing we can agree on it is this: Octopussy was not the best James Bond flick, but it had the best name.
Another thing we can agree on? That this Octopus Hoodie is the coolest effin hoodie in the hood any day of the week. (Almost typed day of the weak which is everyday for me.) Don’t believe me? Then I’ll shoot you with my Glock…topus. Son.
I’ll leave you with this bit of wisdom: You kids think tats are awesome and all, but Octopus wrestlers were getting inked long before it was cool. Think about it.
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Dog Pajamas: A Woof in Sheep’s Clothing
Is your dog perpetually sleepy and also a nerd? Etsy seller RebelWag sells dog pajamas. For dogs. Like this sheep costume/pajama thing here. I’ve never bothered counting sheep at night, but then again, I’ve never had a dog that dressed like one.
Dammit Spot! That was too fast. Now try it again and this time jump over the bed slower so I don’t lose count. And bark when I say the number. I’m trying to fall asleep here. “One sheep.” woof! “Two sheep.” Woof……
Woof.
Shut up. Trying to sleep here. Lousy sheep-dog!
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