Pickles The Poltergeist Clown

picklesThis clown is named Pickles. The first time I went to write up this article, I ended up crying in the corner, pulling my hair out. I don’t traumatize easy, but here’s the Dill, Pickles is creepy. Look at that image. He is clown-napping that kid. Turns out Pickles has a history of stalking, then clown-napping dolls of little children. The eBay seller Swankykitty explains:

Pickles the clown has been causing a bit of mayhem in the Doll House that Swanky built. All the babies have been complaining about his incessant doll-napper tendencies and the suggestion has been made more than once that maybe Pickles needs to move to a home of dolls more like himself.

I bought this doll initially because it made me laugh that he looked like Micheal Jackson if Micheal Jackson would have dressed as a clown.

Click through for more Pickle mayhem, where you can see him being super creepy, hiding under the beds of other dolls and waiting to snatch them up.
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Easter Bunny Kitten Trapped Inside A Cadbury Egg

Easter bunny kittenEaster craziness is among us. This crazy Easter figure from Ebay seller Brutalsun just sold for $180. It is a yellow cat wearing bunny ears, seated within a chocolate Cadbury egg, which is seated atop 3 jelly beans. The whole thing looks like the Easter bunny is getting boiled in a Cadbury cauldron. A sacrifice to the holiday.

On a side note, I LOVE Cadbury eggs. I had one in each cheek when I saw what this figure sold for. I smacked my hands against my cheeks so hard that the monitor is covered in white/yellow/choco froth. Just oozing downward. True story. Sucks for someone else when I leave this public library!
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Antique Articulated Wooden Co-Pilot

wood co-pilotThis antique wood man is almost life-sized and fully articulated. Perfect for the Creep-pooling lane. Just dress him up in some hip clothes. He already has a carved face and everything.  He will be your new best buddy for $5,499.99. I would hang my GPS from his neck and give him a voice.

What do you mean turn right? It’s a dead end. Why do you always do this to me? This is what I get after buying you that sweet track-suit and sunglasses? We’re not hanging anymore man! It’s over. I’m about to open that door and kick you onto some highway pal! No. No, I’m sorry. The ride just wouldn’t be the same without you man.  Forgive me? It’s all cool bro. Just going through some stuff. People just don’t understand about you and me. Fist bump!
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Wolf It Up: Wolf Fanny Pack

wolf fanny packHow would you like a wolf chasing your fanny all day and going in circles? You want some of that action? Then bid on this wolf fanny backpack. With googly eyes and a rainbow strap. It will keep the other wolves at bay waist. It’s built like a wiener dog, but looks like a wolf.

Damn honey, you must have some fine fanny for that wolf to be sniffin’ around all day.

1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse

zombie hearseWhen the dead start walking, you better have a sweet ride. Why run from Zombies, when you can get away in style? This 1981 Cadillac Fleetwood “Walking Dead” Inspired Hearse will help. It has an amazing Zombie paint job, bloody hand prints, a Zombie head hood ornament, an actual bloody hand under the fender and lots of other sweet details.

You can Buy it now for $12,200. Whether you are hunting Zombies, or running from them, this vehicle is the vehicle of choice for the apocalypse. Check out all of the detailed images below.
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