Relive the thrill and the terror of the Demogorgon with this Stranger Things Demogorgon Necklace. It basically looks like a starfish from Satan’s beach resort. *Shudders* And that’s just the demo-Gorgon! They really cranked it up to Eleven on this one. Get it? I knew you would. That’s why you and me were meant to be together. You get me. You really get me. Now get me a coke and some fries k? Love you too. Kisses.
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Nice Hippocampus – Brain Scan Leggings
If you don’t like these Brain Scan Leggings, you need your brain examined. You at least need a cat scan. Then once we are certain you aren’t a cat, we will examine you more and find out what your malfunction is. These are perfect, cuz if you have nice legs, my brain is always on your thighs anyway. So that’s my brain right there times like 40. It’s okay cuz I’m a neurologist. Cuz I’m neurotic.
Zombie Friendship Keychains – Apocalypse Partners
Freddy Mercury said it best. Friends will be friends… Kind of obvious in retrospect, but there you have it. Friends are friends. Right till the end. Sometimes that end is a zombie apocalypse, with you shooting your friend in the head because your BFF is a dirty rotten zombie. That’s the way it goes. Doesn’t mean you aren’t friends. Just means you don’t want them eating your brain. Anyway, this Zombie Friendship Keychains set signifies that you and your BFF are zombie apocalypse partners and that you vow to do whatever it takes when the zombies roam the streets. Even if that thing is splitting up and running when you see the undead.
Even though it means that you will never find each other again, while you live a harsh life of survival, doing whatever you have to to get by, so that 5 years later your shaggy bearded self checks the zombie traps you set (the ones where they step on a trigger and a blade swings down, chopping their heads off) only to find a headless zombie body and the other half of your keychain in its pocket.
*Tears* So sad. Still friends. But so sad.
Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses
Do you notice anything strange about this image here? I don’t know, just something out of the ordinary? Well, yes I know that these Kraken Attacking Submarine Pint Glasses look awesome cuz the Kraken is all like, “Say Uncle! Just stay down!” and is grunting and stuff, while the submarine is all like, “Stop giving me a noogie. I’m telling mom!”, but what else? Still don’t see it? Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything at all. I don’t want to be rude or anything. Psst! *Whispers* Somebody peed in that pint glass. And by the amber coloring and cloudiness, I would say they drank a full bodied ale and didn’t have any supper. Also, those kidneys are not happy. Look at all the froth!
Danse Macabre Pillow Set
Haha they spelled dance wrong. Sucker. This Danse Macabre Pillow Set is pretty cool. My only question is, is it pronounced mac-cob or mac-cob-bre? Nevermind, I don’t care. I say mac-cob. Like corn on the mac-cob. Or a mac-cob salad. Or Chupa-mac-cob-ra, the mythical goat sucker! I’m right and that’s all that matters. Anyway, this pillow set is great. Won’t give me nightmares at all to know that this death dance is happening right behind my head. Even though there’s a skeleton band playing loud music.
Anyhow, I gotta go. Time to dance macabre! *Turns on some funky disco and does the funky chicken dance on my way out the door, clucking and flexing my wings.* OW! Hit my elbow on the doorknob! OW! OW! OW! Hit my elbow on the wall. Also tripped over my shoes and now I need an ambulance. It really is the dance of death.
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