Tag: etsy

Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares
Saggy Town sells these freakish and demented artworks that show characters like Batman and Superman all messed up and grotesque. *Singing in a robot voice* Won’t you take me too…Saggy Town? Won’t you take me to Saggy Town? do do do do do – do do do do do! Hell, if you wanna go to saggy town you better try over the river and through the woods, to my grandmother’s house you go. That’s Saggy Town. Trust me, it’s like two lemons hanging at her belt. Her home is also Funky Town due to the old people smell.

Anyway, click through for Batman and Supes inhabiting the same body and being generally fugly.
Read more “Batman and Superman Drawn As Living Nightmares”

Horror Movie VHS Pillows

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Horror Movie VHS Pillows
Be kind. Rewind. Hell no. I fast forwarded every VHS tape I ever rented. Take that, now defunct and obsolete media! These Horror Movie VHS Pillows are much better than renting movies on VHS. There’s no rewinding, no grainy picture, just you cuddling up with a horror movie in a super soft VHS format. Rest your head on a movie about the undead. Rest your butt on a movie about a serial killer nut.

Creature From The Black Lagoon Lager

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Creature From The Black Lagoon Lager
I don’t always drink Creature From The Black Lagoon Lager, but when I do, I put a bottle in each gill. Then I lean back with my arms out and let that sweet joy-juice paint my insides. Sadly there’s no actual alcohol in this bottle, but it will look good on your shelf. It’s awesome cuz the creature looks drunk. Like totally sauced. “Hiccup. Yeaz, so I’m the preacher of da black login. Just div us another drink. Hiccup. Just one more. For da rose, I mean road. I mean pond. Lagoon. Whatever. C,mon, I get dry on land.”

Skeleton LED Gloves

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Skeleton LED Gloves
These Skeleton LED Gloves make your hands look like neon bones. I AM THE FUTURISTIC ROBOT SKELETON. Let’s get this rave started! Are raves still a thing? Do they rave about them? Does anyone have a spare pacifier I can borrow? One that hasn’t been in any orifices this time would be much appreciated. Yeah, very funny. Now turn down the lights and watch my hands do their thing!
Read more “Skeleton LED Gloves”

Lighting Most Fowl – Dancing Chicken Lamp

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Lighting Most Fowl - Dancing Chicken Lamp
What poultry offering do I have for you this time? How about a Dancing Chicken Lamp? Does it do the hustle? The Charleston? The Elaine from Seinfeld? I have no idea.

All I know is that this chicken has paid it’s Per-Dues and is ready to dance the night away. So crank up the volume and play some funky nuggets and some free range beats. This lamp is feather-pluckin’ insane son!