Holy Black Widow! This Gothic Spider Web Choker Necklace is all creepy and crawly and webby. It takes up your whole damn neck. Them spiders just dug in and now you are infested. I think I just found Spider-Man’s future wife. The spiders are flexible so you can position them how you want. Maybe you want them crawling on your shoulder, maybe you want them marching toward your boobs. It’s up to you. Damn, you gonna look sexy girl. Sexy, sassy and spidery. Reminds me of the Embroidered Spider Web necklace.
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Mothman and Flatwoods Monster Enamel Pins
Check out these cool cryptid pins. Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster. You don’t want to encounter either of them in the woods. Or anywhere. But it’s cool to encounter them when they are pinned to your jacket or sweater. Find Mothman here and the Flatwoods Monster here. I get chills just thinking about these monsters. Uh, nevermind. Left the refrigerator open last night. My bad. Also, all my food bad.
Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook
Ohhhh so tenta-cool. This Iridescent Tentacle Sketchbook is so shiny and so tentacle-y. I would draw in this thing all day long. Draw a blank! Cuz I’m not really that creative. Just beware. The eye in the center sees everything. So, you know, turn it away when you touch your peen and stuff. Just a thoughtful tip.
Skeleton Bones Bracelet
*Looks at the skeleton* Damn son! What did you do to get all drawn and quartered on that wrist? No bones about it, you in trouble. Bent all backwards and looking like you’re screaming and going for a terrifying ride. Ladies, this is one hell of an accessory. Tells everyone you mean business. This Skeleton Bones Bracelet is a bone-a-fide hit. I would say it’s hip, but it’s more hip bone. I made a funny. Cuz I hit my funny bone.
Bloody Kidney Soap
Lather up and bath in the blood of a kidney. Get nice and clean, yet feel dirty, like some surgeon working out of a back alley, who takes his bloody work home and washes his naughty bits with it. It’s Bloody Kidney Soap. Yay? Looks authentic.I wonder if it smells authentic. Probably not since you don’t want a soap that tastes like urine.