Check out the creepy chocolatiers over at ConjurersKitchen. They make chocolate cat skulls, (My cat is staring at me like WTF), choco conjoined twins which is like the Twix of the creepy chocolate world, chocolate skulls, choco bird skulls, chocolate hearts and other oddities. This ain’t Willy Wonka’s shop. More like Willy WTF!
I got a golden ticket! I got a golden ticket! Uh… Yeah I’ll just skip the tour thanks.
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Do you take this skeleton to have and to hold in bony arms until decomposition do you part? You do? Good. You may now kiss the corpse bride. You can celebrate your nuptials with this Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware and remember the occasion forever. You can get a whole set of plates, plus the seller has all kinds of other skeleton themed dishware. Now you can have skeletons in the cupboard as well as the closet. This is some awesome “bone” china. Pretty sweet.
Here comes the died! Here comes the died! Da da da da da here comes the died!
Keep things casual yet classy at the office with a Cthulhu Polo Shirt. They think you are just a mindless drone, but really you are a badass Colonel in the Cthulhu army. Sure, you could rock an old school alligator, even a horse and polo playing rider on your shirt, but Cthulhu eats all of those things. You are at the top of the fashion food chain.
Unleash the Kraken. And set him over there on the couch. Dude looks cool. This Large Kraken Octopus Plush is large and in charge. *Puts nerd glasses on.* Technically it’s an Octo-Plush not an Octopus. Etsy seller WowWowGifty has several different styles of huge Kraken available and if you want something different tell them to get Kraken on it right away.
Just set this guy on a barstool or on your couch and wrap his arms around you whenever you feel cold. He’s basically a blanket. Or a scarf for eight people. Or an eight person strangling machine. It’s all about perspective, isn’t it? Check this out: Spin him around on a barstool and you have a tentacled face-slapping machine. So versatile! So stingy and slimy when those suckers hit ya.
Everybody hide and cover your rectums! It’s the mothership! Oh wait- Nevermind. It’s just a cool Mother Ship UFO Lamp. Still, cover your rectums, there may be mini proctologists in there. In fact it may be a teaching school for tiny proctologists. Rectum? I barely knew ’em! UFO sculpture lamps make me nervous that’s all. Cool lamp, but I would keep my eye on it so it doesn’t roofie you and bugger your bugleboys.