How do you find a dragon scale? I have no idea. Maybe try dragon Walmart and then get the dragon on the thing and listen to him lie about the weight. Seriously though, these Dragon Scale Necklaces are so iridescent and shiny. I would buy it, but I’m dragon my heels. Ha. I made a funny. Hope my jokes aren’t dragon you down. Damn! I did it again. I’m so awesome.
Tag: fantasy
Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature
Mirror mirror on the- What the shuck! This Taxidermy Mirror With Snake/Skunk Creature has a special place in my home so we can both be ugly in the mirror at the same time. I take that back. This mirror ain’t big enough for both our ugly. Now step aside before I break that long neck.
It is made with a skunk skull and Python vertebrae. So it is called a Skython. Or a slithering Snunk. On a different note, I don’t think I’m sober yet. Gonna come back and blog in an hour. I still won’t be sober, but I also won’t care. Kisses.
Scottish Wood Imp Looking In The Mirror
What the deuce?! This Scottish Wood Imp Looking In The Mirror is horrified by what he is seeing. I don’t blame him. I am too. He’s all flapping his imp wings and scratching the frame with his nails. He always thought he was more handsome than that. Nope. That’s why ya never show an imp a mirror. Actually you know what? I don’t think he’s scared. Check out that impish grin. I think he is trying to have sex with that handsome imp in the mirror. That explains all of the scratching and excitement. I hope he doesn’t break the mirror with his erection. That’s seven years bad luck cuz your pee pee is sore for that long. Unless he’s l-imp? Ha ha ha ha ha. And his name is Dick. Ha ha ha ha.
I should get out more.
Dragon Eye Pendants
It’s the… Eye of the dragon. It’s the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival.And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And… he’s… watching us all… with the eyeeeeeeeee…. of the dragon! Love that song. These sweet Dragon Eye Pendants from CharlieMorgon are watching you and watching me. There’s no telling what they see. Although masturbation is a high probability. Just sayin’. All I’m sayin’ is maybe put some black tape over the eye before you do the deed, just like you would with your webcam. It’s just good advice.
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Baby Cthulhu Toy Art Dolls
Well, looks like Cthulhu spawned some more little terrors. Dude needs to keep his tentacles in his pants. These Baby Cthulhu Toy Art Dolls look cute and cuddly, but they will probably suck your face off and use your nose as a pacifier while the rest of your skin just dangles. While you’re running around screaming without a face. Nasty, I know. It’s how they roll. They should be named pestilence and death. Get ’em away from me! Okay, they’re cute, but totally not worth the loss of my face.