The next time you’re scaring up some baked goods, use this Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set. Cuz you know everything tastes better when you measure your ingredients in brains and skulls. If you’re making cupcakes, use these Cthulhu Cupcake liners. Let’s see, that’s a brain’s worth of sugar, a skull’s worth of flour and hell, I’m just gonna eat the ingredients and cut out the middleman. In my stomach now!
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24 Monster Coloring Book and Activity Book
Check out this 24 Monster Coloring Book. That’s a monster for every hour of the day. I know I’m gonna take the “Color a monster an hour” challenge. Already did my first cuz I just helped the wife put her makeup on. Ha ha ha. I kid. I kid. This cool book features monster masks, mazes, and coloring pages. Second childhood time peeps!
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Makeup Artist Sticks Googly Eyes All Over Her Body
So this happened. Great googly moogly! This woman stuck googly eyes all over her face and torso. Her optometrist is gonna be very confused. My main concern is that all of those eyes are gonna strain themselves and need glasses. Or monocles. She’s gonna need to buy like 500 monocles.
Hey, you like to cover yourself with googly eyes? I don’t judge. Stick ’em on and shake yourself about. That’s what it’s all about. This and the hokey pokey. She’s like a rattlesnake shaking and rattling. You’ll put an eye out! I bet her name is Iris. If you want to learn how to do this yourself, you’ll have to learn from her and be a good pupil. Heh. Enough eye jokes.
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Octopus Cuff Bracelet Looks Tenta-Cool!
This Octopus Cuff Bracelet is buff and tough and on the cuff. He’s kinda tender, kinda rough. Sadly, I’ve reached my rhyming limit for the day. This guy is large and in charge and super shiny. It’s like the kind of jewelry that an Octopus Queen would wear while summoning a Kraken. I bet it deflects bullets like Wonder Woman’s cuffs too, but don’t take my word on that. Makes me want to start an octopus jewelry business called Octopus Inc. Get it? I know, I’m a riot. Mostly cuz your silence is beating at me like a hundred police right now.
The Heels Have Eyes – Monster Shoes – Peep Toe
I’ve had my eyes on these shoes for a long time. Looks like I ain’t the only one. Everybody’s got their eyes on these Monster Shoes. And they’re all googly. Just a bunch of googly eyes and teeth. Do you like ’em? I only ask cuz beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Really, you like ’em? Cool. The eyes have it. All eyes will be on you when you wear these. No, for real.