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Friday The 13th Jason Goblet

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Friday The 13th Jason Goblet
Raise a glass… I mean goblet to your favorite hockey mask wearing slasher. This Friday The 13th Jason Goblet features Jason’s mask so you can drink up with him, catch up, shoot the shizz and get good and drunk. I’m gonna see if they have a Freddy Krueger one and then one of you guys can come over and we can smash them together in toasts and make them fight all night long, until we’re slipping and sliding on all of that liquor.

Sounds like a good time to me. Just don’t rob me when I pass out. K? Don’t worry about all that booze on the floor. This happens every weekend. I just mop it up and fill up booze bottles again. No, no. I didn’t do that when you came over. It’s all cool. Nah. I wouldn’t do that.

Vintage Horror Scary Movie Poster Popcorn Bowl And Tumblers Set

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Vintage Horror Scary Movie Poster Popcorn Bowl And Tumblers Set
Now here is a gift I would love to get. This Vintage Horror Scary Movie Poster Popcorn Bowl And Tumblers Set is perfect for horror movie night. Horror movie night is when you are watching a movie and you suddenly realize you have no popcorn! NOOOOOOOOOO!

You get that cool popcorn bowl and two tumblers that feature cool scary movie graphics. You also get a 3 DVD set of scary movies. Each DVD has 4 movies. That’s 12 movies! So this set is perfect for anybody who needs a bowl and cups and also has no movies. So basically a guy sitting in an empty room looking sad. Basically me! I can’t wait to get this in the mail.

Horror Villains As Presidential Candidates

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Horror Villains As Presidential Candidates
Trump, Sanders, Clinton… As usual, no matter who you vote for, we’re all screwed. Because they are all psychopaths. So why not elect someone who openly admits it? Like these candidates! I’m voting Chucky in 2016. He will slash taxes and also anyone who doesn’t vote for him. I think he should run with Freddy as his pick for Vice President. They will serve infinite terms because who is gonna kick them out?

Hell I’ll vote for any of these guys over the real so called candidates.
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Karbonite Killows: Horror Characters In Carbonite

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Karbonite Killows are pillows featuring horror characters frozen in carbonite like Han Solo. They look ultra comfy. I mean for me, not for these guys all frozen like a freeze pop. They have a facehugger, Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and Pinhead. These are gonna look great lined up together on my couch.

I’m gonna pretend Boba Fett delivered them to my palace, have a party and wait for Luke to rescue his friends. Except I forgot that Luke doesn’t care about these guys. Oh well. They are still gonna look awesome in my place while I sit there like Jabba shoving food in my mouth.

Milk Packaging Shows Cow Getting Abducted By UFO

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Milk Packaging Shows Cow Getting Abducted By UFO
We all know that humans and cows are being abducted by aliens. It’s no secret. That’s why they are now putting UFOs abducting cows on milk bottles. This cool concept design for Molocow milk makes every serving of milk a recreation of a terrifying cow abduction. They say it’s fun for kids. I say it is terrifying for cows. I do like the cool flying saucer bottle caps though.

It’s all fun and games until that beam of light hits you and lifts you up into the mothership and violates your privates, whether you are a cow or a human. I hope they actually put this on their bottle though. I’m sure they will milk the idea for all it’s worth. If you think UFOs are utter nonsense, think again.
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