If your sense of style went extinct, you can bring it back with these cool Gentlemen Dinosaurs Neckties. I’ve always been more of dinosaur and a gentleman rather than an officer and a gentleman. Sometimes I’m a gentleman and a scholar. Mostly I’m just a fan of cool dinosaur ties. These ties are sick. Juras-sick!
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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.
T-Rex Dinosaur Candlesticks
T-Rex Dinosaur Candlesticks. This dinosaur lighting accessory will provide a Jurassic spark to any room. He he he. Jurassic spark. They are made with repurposed painted plastic toys, making them awesome. They look like major awards that you could win for being the coolest dinosaur ever. Which is why I have so many.
Every year a paint a dinosaur gold, walk down my own red carpet, present one to myself and give a teary eyed speech. This year was special. I sawed a donkey in half, spray painted the butt-end gold and gave my self “The ultimate half-ass award” cuz I never do anything all the way.
Hipster Head Bag
The Hipster Head Bag lets you carry the head of a hipster around with you as if you have decapitated one and are now using it as a trophy purse. Carry your items inside the head of this hipster and fill his head with something aside from artisanal foods and how to tie off his man-bun under that hat. This bag really is hip. Cuz it’s on your hip.
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Geeky Coffin Boxes
nightmaresknickknack offers all kinds of cool and geeky coffins covered in superheroes and stuff. I’m gonna put my action figures in these, because I’m a morbid nerd like that. Oh Superman. *tears* We thought nothing could kill you. *sniff* Oh hi Lois Lane. What a lovely service. Yes he was a brave man. We shall never see his like again. Can I get your number? Buzz off? Cool. *Returns with nerd glasses on.* That guy was such a douche. Can I have your number? Cool. I’m definitely not the same guy.
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