Check out this cool Skull Bracelet peeps! Memento Mori biatches! It’s wearable art for your wrist with a creepy twist. That rhymes cuz I’m a poet and didn’t know it. I rhymed it, I timed it, I acted out and mimed it. So there. This bracelet is perfect. A vintage bracelet with a cotton fabric skull-pture!
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Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes
These Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes are killer. No seriously. They are full of killers. These guys may even steal your sole. Heh. That’s a little shoe joke. And you know what they say about guys who tell little shoe jokes. I hope you know, cuz it escapes me. One shoe has the names of the movies, the other has the characters from those movies. So don’t ever lose your shoe or you’ll never figure out which movies these guys belong with.
Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards
Twisted Toyland. Sounds like an adult sex shop. Deal me in! Nah. Just a cool set of tarot cards so some gypsy can tell your future. And that future is gonna involve some insane and demented toys. The Twisted Toyland Tarot Cards set is a 22 Card Major Arcana Tarot Deck. Who gives a reading with these cards? They’re all like, “I’ll charge you a hundred bucks to introduce you to the most demented toybox ever.” I’d be like, no thanks, cuz I had the most foul and darkest and most twisted toy box ever when I was a kid. But that’s only cuz I pooped in it(foul), my mom painted it black(darkest) and my dad was a sh*t carpenter(wood was all twisted).
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Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers
Is your pillow a real horror show? Did it get all discolored from age? I know, right! That’s so nasty! Hide it before other people see! You can use one of these cool Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers. Choose from Black Cat or Son of Dracula. Fun fact about Dracula’s son. He gets his allowance from a blood bank and back-talks dad until he’s grounded for life, which is like forever in Vampire years. The kid’s also got a weak vlad-der so he can’t go on long bat flights. Get it? Weak vlad-der?
Horror Movie Themed Pinatas
Ever have the urge to beat the hell out of a horror movie character? Now you can, thanks to these Horror Movie Themed Pinatas. Plus, candy will fall out. Which is much better than blood and intestines and stuff. Etsy seller HangMeOfficial offers a collection of Horror Movie Themed Pinatas that have scared the hell out of us. Now it’s time for payback. Drop the candy biatch! Or else! Some of the characters include Freddy Krueger, Jason, Jigsaw, Pennywise the Clown, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface and more.
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