Etsy seller TheNaughtyRabbit knows exactly why she’s been naughty. She keeps eating the carrots out of my garden. But I’ll get that wascally wabbit. These Horror bunnies are horrible. Terrible. You might say Hare-rible. They’re rabbits and horror characters in one. You can choose from The Addams Family, Michael Myers, Creature from the Black Lagoon and many more. Even Krampus. If I see these things in my yard, I’m moving. I’ll have to take a plane out of O’Hare. See what I did there? I know these guys are gonna put a hit out on the Easter bunny and make Easter more like Halloween.
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Tag: halloween
Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings
Hey girls. You know what would look great with your skull? Two more skulls. One of each side. These Gothic Skull Cameo Earrings are to die for. Hehe I made a funny. Which is better than making a boom boom, especially when it’s unexpected and your stomach is raging like a storm, and the lightning inside that storm strikes, and makes a real boom boom in your boxers, and you’re in the grocery store. Clean in aisle me! But digress. *Sigh* It’s been a tough day and that’s a long walk out of the store. These earrings are going to look great and goth and great googly moogly in your ear-holes.
Dragon Wings For Adults
Whoa! Pretty wings! These Dragon Wings For Adults are strong enough for a mannequin, but made for real living humans. They are beautiful and elegant… But enough about my strange fixation with mannequins. These wings are awesome. Imma get me a pair and have adventures and stuff. Only thing is, what is the weight limit on these? These things may or may not get me 6 inches off the ground. See, they call me Puff the Magic Dragon. Not cuz I’m a stoner, cuz I’m puffy and kinda fat. I do live by the sea though and frolic in the autumn mist. In a land called Sarah Lee. Effin’ love that cheesecake.
Just remember folks, dragon wings for adults beats adult diapers with wings. Whatever that means. Obviously I lied. You have to be a stoner to talk this kind of nonsense. Why am I even blogging? I could do this shizz in the street and actually have people throw money in a hat! Well, I’m off to my new gig. Laterz.
Hey, you think Knights gathered round a round table and ate dragon wings the way we eat chicken wings? Think about it. Seriously though, those mannequins right? Am I the only one who finds Dragon Barbie here, sexy? This Barbie looks kinda evil. And medieval. Probably drag me back to her Barbie Malibu Leech house and give me a bloodletting.
BTW is it really a bloodletting if you don’t let them, but they do it anyway?
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Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel
Check out this Maximum Overdrive Stained Glass Panel. Sing it with me:
The video game says “Play me”
Face it on a level but it takes you every time on a one on one
Feeling running down your spine
Nothing gonna save your one last dime cause it owns you
Through and through.
Maximum Overdrive was a great movie. Great soundtrack too. It won an award for best use of a Goblin Truck while AC/DC played in the background. Now you can decorate your house with said truck. That is one bad mutha trucka! Sucka!
This Spider Fang Ring Looks Deadly
I use this Spider Fang Ring like brass knuckles. That bite. Don’t mess with me man, I have a spider bite that will incapacitate you. I’m talking some serious venom. The kind you have to fly to peru to get a antidote for. Okay, the fangs are just coated with windex and pledge cuz that’s how I clean the ring, but I bet it still gives you a nasty infection. Especially with one of these rings on each finger.
*Kisses my ring hands* You want some of this twin army of spider fangs in yo face son? I call this hand the Black Widow and I call this one the widower. The first is gonna put you in the hospital, the second is gonna hit you say hard your wife will feel it- Hey let go. What are you doing? Why are you gripping my spider fang hands so I can’t attack? No! No, of course I don’t like punching myself and no! No, I don’t know why I’m doing it. No, I can’t stop. *Crying* No, I won’t say it! *Sobs* Really, you’ll stop if I say it? Okay, okay! “Fangs for the memories!” *Falls to knees and cries myself to sleep in the fetal position*