These Frankenstein and Bride Wine Bottle Vases make a nice romantic gift for the monster in your life your wife. Those flowers look pretty good in that bottle. I give my wife the gift of booze bottles with flowers in all of the time. That’s cuz I buy booze on the way home, drink it up as I walk, then pluck some flowers and insert them. She’s happy, I’m happy. They’re usually dead by the time I present them to her though. Flowers don’t exactly thrive on liquor fumes.
Tag: halloween
Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue
Vroom vroom! I love hitting the open road with my bone-r-cycle and feeling the power of the skeleton rev between my legs. That’s why I love this Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue. I’ll ride anything with ribs. I realize how dirty that sounds. It’s literally a white knuckle ride. See that guy’s knuckles there on the front wheel? White. I think this guy was in that show called Bones of Anarchy. Love that show. Skeleton gangs rule!
Gothic Spider Web Shelf
This is a cool Gothic Spider Web Shelf, but I already have one. You know how I got it? I just don’t dust. That’s probably why I also have a Gothic mantle of dead bugs and a Gothic refrigerator with mold behind it. Do you think spiders will be drawn to this shelf? I would be if I were a spider. A pre-fab web already built, so I don’t have to wear out my spider-butt spinning silk? Sign me up.
Creepy Kitchen Towel Set
Man, this is a dark Creepy Kitchen Towel Set. I don’t own any towels cuz I mostly use my shirt for a towel, but if I owned these, I would wait until a guest used them and say stuff like, “Leave and never darken my towels again.” Or “So you throw in the towel eh? I win again! Best of three?” Towels are fun. They’re towel-toly awesome! Don’t towel anyone I said so.
You get a heart, a skull and a raven. Wait that’s a crow. I think I just ate crow.
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Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades
Are you a fan of monsters? Is your fan a fan of monsters? These Vintage Monster Ceiling Fan Blades will look great on your ceiling fan. I’m gonna lay all under it Apocalypse Now style, and stare as the monsters go round and round, blending together, into a new monster called Bride of Franken-Wolf-Cula. Okay, the name needs work. But trust me, you don’t wanna mess with him.