Some people make dolls that look like cute little girls, others make weird dolls that look like a pair of lungs. Can you guess which Sandra Arteaga is? She makes unique sculpted and paper dolls. Some have a great set of lungs on them. All are varying degrees of nightmare fuel. Yeah, I wasn’t gonna sleep tonight anyway. Just gonna soak my liver in alcohol until I pass out and see this stuff behind my eyelids.
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Sugar Skull Cameo Necklace
This Sugar Skull Cameo Necklace wants to make a cameo appearance around your neck. It has flowers in it’s eyes and looks all badass. Give me some sugar baby. And I’ll give you a skull. What? That’s not how it works? Great, I’ve been doing the whole sugar skull thing wrong. I feel like an idiot. Whatevs. It’s a cool necklace.
Skull Hair Clips
Damn, somebody’s got little skull caves in their hair and those caves have residents! Looks like they just popped out and took a bite of hair. These Skull Hair Clips will make you look cool too. I think they call that style “victory rolls”. Yeah, whenever you trap some skulls in your hair and keep ’em as pets, that’s a victory. Before this I thought victory rolls was that moment when the pillsbury comes out of the oven and you shout, “victory rolls!”
I know a lady who has squirrel bones and a bird skull in her hair, but she lives under an underpass.
Gargoyle Earrings
These Gargoyle Earrings will just sit there, dangling from your ears, like, “Hey, what’s up? Just gonna chill here for awhile and do my stone demon thing. Try not to drip earwax on me k? We’re both deep in thought here.”
Gargoyles are perfect for Gar-girls! Their piercing glare are why your ears are pierced in the first place. You are gonna look stylin’ my little leapshun.
Mohawk Rooster Mask Wall Hanging
If you are Mad Max and sleeping in the post-apocalyptic desert somewhere, this is the rooster that wakes you up. Then it laughs maniacally and tries to shoot you. This Mohawk Rooster Mask Wall Hanging will let you recreate that feeling anytime you want.
Cock-a-doodle-do motha f***er!