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Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set

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Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set
I like to bring my Nightmare Before Christmas Tea Set out before Christmas. Obviously. Having tea with me is a nightmare, cuz I like a lot of sugar. One lump or two? Just one please, but make it the size of the cup! If there’s room for more than a thimble full of tea, you did it wrong.

Why am I so jittery? Why am I shaking? I just meant to set the cup down daintily, but now I’ve smashed it into a million pieces. Why am I pulling out my hair and laughing maniacally? Oh man, tea time always does this to me. I need you to chain me up in the basement and no matter how much I scream and struggle, do NOT unlock me! I’m about to go full Tasmanian devil in this mofo!
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Horror Movie Coffin Clocks

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Horror Movie Coffin Clocks
These Horror Movie Coffin Clocks feature some of our favorite horror movie icons. What time is it? Apparently, time to die. My hat is off to the seller. Making clocks this this isn’t exactly Child’s Play. It can be a real Nightmare on Elm Street, but once they are finished you can look at them and see The Shining. And now I am all out of word play for these clocks. Damn my NyQuil-addled mind.
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Taxidermied Mice Having A Seance

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Taxidermied Mice Having A Seance
These Taxidermied Mice Having A Seance are doing it all wrong. The dead don’t try to raise the living. Well, there was that one time I was playing poker with a zombie. He raised and went all in. Sucker. I cleaned up, took my winnings and hit the restroom for a royal flush.

Look at these guys with their little tarot cards and occult objects. Too bad they aren’t alive, cuz then I could call one of them Alistair Crawley. Get it? Cuz he’d be crawling all over the place.
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Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock

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Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock
This Horror Vinyl Record Wall Clock makes my horror loving heart skip a beat. Get it? Like a record skipping? *Pfft* This generation and their CDs. Huh? What do you mean they don’t use CDs anymore? I wouldn’t know since music is so shizz these days. They gotta get in the groove and get on track. Heh. Just some more vinyl record humor.

Anyway, between Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers here, I bet they set a record for killing the most people ever aside from Monsanto of course, so it’s only natural they should actually be on a record looking all scary. This record is also a clock.

Hey what time is it? It’s half past Freddy’s glove and a quarter to Jason’s mask. Naturally.

Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set

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Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set
This Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set lets you experience the soft side of monsters. It has a bunch of monsters, some bones and a skull that represent a recent meal and some other details. They look like they are coming out of their soft monster holes and into our world. I like playing with needle felted action figures myself. I make my own from dryer and belly button lint. Mine are true DIY. Stands for Damn It’s Yucky!