These zombie cutting boards are perfect for slicing and dicing. They are like a zombie killing manual for your kitchen, showing you where to hack and chop zombies for maximum damage. Basically these cutting boards make you an efficient disposer of walking corpses.
After the Kickstarter campaign completes successfully, (You know it will because zombies on a cutting board, hello.) they will create each buyer’s choice of zombie-themed cutting board or bread board. The thing is I’m not much of a zombie fighter. I’m more of a zombie go away as I hide in the corner, curled in the fetal position kind of guy. Sadly, they don’t have a cutting board depicting my particular cowardly style of dealing with rotting walkers.
Update: Now you can buy it from Etsy here.
via Technabob
No more wire hangers! Okay. Okay. Damn. Chill mom! Stop beating me with the damn things already. I’m going plastic, I swear! These Mommie Dearest / Joan Crawford Limited Edition Ceiling Fan Blades will remind you to call your mom on Mother’s Day or to move several states away.
If you can’t beat them, join them. In other words, we all know you are going to be bitten by a shark if you swim in the ocean, so you may as well wear a bikini with a shark bite taken out of it already. Makes sense. Maybe the sharks will leave you alone. No one likes leftovers.
Etsy seller ItCameFromUnderMyBed is quite the wiz in the kitchen. Apparently, she specializes in pot pies. 
Damn, that’s nasty. Do you want chicken face? Well, you can have chicken face. With this freaky