This roach covered bustier is perfect for Halloween. If you already have a roach problem then you probably already own some clothing that looks like this. It’s also great for Trailer Park weddings, whether there’s a shotgun involved or not.
Very appropriate if both roaches and marriage make your skin crawl. Me? I’m total marriage material. That material just happens to be covered in roaches like this bustier.
Read more “Roach covered Bustier: Your Trailer Park Wedding Is Complete”
What manner of skulduggery is this? You mean this is a skull that I can actually sit in? I think those teeth might hurt my butt. That guy looks pretty comfortable though. He’s just chilling, reading the sales circulars. He looks so relaxed he appears to be on the verge of dropping a Cleveland Steamer, but he forgot to take those mailman shorts off. That’s gonna be messy.
Okay. Looks comfy. I’ll take one. And I promise not to get so relaxed that I poop myself. It doesn’t have a tongue right? I’m not playing some weird fanny tickle game with my furniture.
Read more “The Skull Chair Awaits It’s Next Victim”
Aaahoo! Werewolves of London! Don’t wait for a full moon to get a Werewolf rug like this one. I don’t know about you, but I am in no shape to be chasing a Werewolf down anyway. Plus, I’m fresh out of silver bullets. Why do you need a gun to fire a silver bullet at a Werewolf anyway?
Werewolves are all about the hunger. So all you have to do is dangle a chicken carcass in the woods and wait. I would put the silver bullet into the carcass or maybe inside of a bologna sandwich. Werewolves love them some sandwiches. Most hairy beasts do. Myself included. Once he tears into that food, he’s gonna bite the bullet and now you got yourself a new rug.
But does it change into a human rug and then back again during a full moon? Because you don’t want company over with a dead human laid out on the floor. Murder charges can’t be far behind.
Read more “Sit Your Full Moon On This Werewolf Rug”
This Black Widow costume looks nothing like the spiders I’ve seen crawling around my baseboards. Those aren’t sexy like this one. I usually just stand on my bed shrieking while I call my neighbor to come deal with it. And by “deal with it”, I mean she comes over and slaps me in the face, telling me to man up and grow a pair, because “I’m not your f***ing mommy, so stop calling me!”.
This is followed by a lengthy interrogation about how I got her phone number and why are there pieces of mail with her name on them in my house? Just getting to know my neighbors is all. Jeez. All the while, that scary and creepy 8-legged thing is still on the floor somewhere. By the time I get tazed, it doesn’t even matter, because I wake up a day later. That’s my life.
Click through for more images. Including a shot from the back. Nice egg-sack.
Read more “Black Widow Spider Costume AKA “The Maneater”: Watch Out Boy She’ll Chew You Up”
These Zombie Survival Guide Books And Knives Bookends are a perfect way for you to take a stab at your own book collection. It’s a pair of zombie survival books that have been knifed by zombies who don’t want you to know how to survive.
The knives are pre-bloodied too. Don’t let your books get all disorganized. These bookends are a good reminder that the zombie apocalypse is coming. Be ready, don’t be dead-y.