Scare up some fun in your kitchen with these Michael Myers And Jason Embroidered Dish Towels. One has a knife, the other has a machete, but both will dry your dishes nicely. Or your hands. They are 100% cotton and 100% cool. This shop also has Hellraiser and Freddy. They are a great way to creep up your kitchen. You know how I creep up my kitchen? By never cleaning so I have a million cobwebs everywhere. Occasionally I’ll rip one from the corner and use it as creepy cling wrap. True story.
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Anatomical Heart Nightlight
Have a heart. On your wall. This Anatomical Heart Nightlight will fill your room with the light of a beating heart. I don’t know. I would have a heart time sleeping with this in my room. Think about this: If you are on house arrest and you have this nightlight in your home, are you also on cardiac arrest? Let that sink in while your room is bathed in the red blood glow.
I think I would have to buy 2 so I could put them on opposite walls and let them have a heart to heart.
Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree
I don’t know about you, but my Christmas Tree needs more Cthulhu, Krampus and Zombie ornaments. Good thing this Christmas Ornaments Set For An Instant Creepy Christmas Tree gives you everything you need to have an instant scary tree. You have Cthulhu, Krampus, some skulls, more Cthulhu, more skulls. It’s as if a portal of evil has erupted from under the tree and did all of the decorating for you.
Oh Christmas tree,
Oh Christmas tree.
You scare my until I peeeeee!
Santa is in for a real surprise when he gets to your house!
The Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set
This Silent Scream Holiday Ornament Set is gonna look great on your tree. These ornaments all look like, “OHHHHHH MYYYYY GAWDDDDD! IT’S SANTA!” Yeah, these ornaments are a real scream. They’re based on a famous work of art by artist Edvard Munch, which is also a scream. I like how she holds her face up, getting the most out of that shriek. It is a she right? I have no idea. To me paintings are just still cartoons.
Anyway, these ornaments are a silent scream, so they won’t make a lot of noise, despite how excited they look.
Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set
You know how the pyramids were built by aliens? Well they also visited baby Jeebus and came bearing gifts. All around the world, people celebrate the three alien wisemen who arrived that day to see the boy king of kings and now you can celebrate this trio in your own home by displaying the Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set.
You get Grog’nok, Pilch’nark and Gil’mek all carrying the ceremonial stars to give to baby Jeebus as a gift. One by one they approached the manger and gave the gift, and in doing so, exposed their nakedness to everyone in the manger. It is the alien way. Bring only enough to cover yourself and then run back to the spacecraft.
And so we celebrate and we remember with these special keepsakes.
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