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Zombie Matryoshka Dolls

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Zombie Matryoshka Dolls
Check out these Zombie Matryoshka Dolls. And you thought your family was weird. This family is rotten. Rotten to the core. The core, it turns out, is a little pink brain at the center of all these Zombies. These guys will look great on your desk. Assuming you want to scare others away and work in peace.

Maybe they aren’t zombies at all. Maybe they just have a bad case of family acne. Family acne is what we call the ugly gene. Damn, you all need some Clearasil. How about gettin’ proactive up in your hizz-zouse! Maybe shower in some tough actin’ tinactin. I don’t know what you all have, but there’s definitely a fungus among us.
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Missing Monster Stickers

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Missing Monster Stickers
Have you seen these monsters? Me either. The monsters are disappearing. Maybe they were abducted by monster hunters. You can help spread the word with these cool Missing Monster Stickers. Eh. They’re probably all at the same bar, doing the Monster Mash, which to this day is still a graveyard smash. In case you were wondering. I hope they find these guys so they can get back to work making movies and stuff.

*Shows the missing poster to cashier at local store.* Yes, that’s very funny. Point to me. I’m the monster. I’ve never heard that one before.
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Frankenstein Skull With Light Up Eyes

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Frankenstein Skull With Light Up Eyes
This Frankenstein Skull With Light Up Eyes will watch you like one of those paintings where the eyes seem to move. Stop looking at me Franky! The eyes can be any color LED lights you want. Trust me, it doesn’t matter what color you choose, it’s all gonna look creepy. I want to ask you something Dr. Frankenstein. Were those bolts on the side of the head really necessary? Are they holding up the foundation? Connected to load-bearing muscle mass or something? I really think you could have found an alternative to just using huge ass bolts. But what do I know? I don’t make monsters. I just marry them.

What? You thought that was a crack about my wife? I’ll have you know, I am an ordained minister and I work in Transylvania.
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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse

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The Ultimate Cthulhu Purse
Do you Lovecraft? I love craft? Especially scrapbooking, embroidery and the occasional bedazzling of random objects. You know what else I love? Lovecraft. Sure do. That’s why I dig this Cthulhu Purse. Imagine sticking all of your important belongings into this amazing beast. Hell, anything you drop in there may be gone forever since this is likely a portal to another dimension. Say what? It’s true. Somewhere there is a giant planet sized mound of lipsticks, black books, eyeliner and more. All from previous owners. Cthulhu eats a hearty meal from this pile every seven days and gets strong for his impending crossing across the veil. And now it can be your turn! They say if you put your ear up to it, you can hear him belching.

Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set

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Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set
This Needle Felted Monster Dwelling Play Set lets you experience the soft side of monsters. It has a bunch of monsters, some bones and a skull that represent a recent meal and some other details. They look like they are coming out of their soft monster holes and into our world. I like playing with needle felted action figures myself. I make my own from dryer and belly button lint. Mine are true DIY. Stands for Damn It’s Yucky!