Krampus is making a list. He’s checking it twice. He knows which kids he’s gonna slice and dice. These Krampus Christmas Wreaths will look great on your door or in your home. Ditch Santa this year and celebrate with Krampus. Or maybe hedge your bets and celebrate with both, cuz I wouldn’t want to piss Santa off. Etsy seller FantasyClayFlowers has several versions of these cool wreaths and they all look scary and awesome. Your kids will behave with decorations like these on display.
Tag: novelty
Tortured Souls Rings – Agonizing Accessories
Does wearing Tortured Souls Rings make you the devil? I have no idea. That’s one for a philosopher. What I do know is that if you wear a handful of these and start punching people, you are making tortured souls create other tortured souls and that’s pretty evil. Don’t do that. Just wear them and admire their torment if you’re into that kind of thing. That reminds me, my feet are hurting. I think it’s cuz I have some tortured soles in my shoes. Wait. I AM the tortured soul in my shoes. Man, that’s deep.
UFO Caught on Tape Mug – We Have Evidence
Somebody made a funny. I’ve been waiting for true evidence of a UFO caught on tape. I guess this is it. I hope the Scotch tape company sees this and it inspires them to create a giant roll of tape with some tape just flapping in the air about 10,000 feet up, so it can catch UFOs like fly paper. More likely they will see this and just sue the seller. *sigh* Now I feel bad.
Fun BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves
Wash the dishes in style, like a skeleton. These BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves make your hands look like skeleton hands while you do the chores. They are heavy duty skeleton rubber gloves that add a touch of macabre to any household chores. It will help you avoid dishpan hands, but may give you deadpan hands instead. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. What I do know is that these are fun, functional and frightening. Protect your hands and make them look scary at the same time. Wear them with this apron.
Silent Night, Deadly Night – Gothic Christmas Sweater
Jingle bells, Krampus smells, my fart smells like eggs… It’s that time of year again. I’m gonna help you dress your best for the holidays. Check out this sweet Gothic Christmas Sweater. It will help you be a Gothic Grinch. In a good way. Who needs a colorful cheery sweater when you can have a black one full of skulls, black cats, pentagrams, bones, coffins and more? Happy horror-days!