That’s Sexy – Pink Pufferfish Heels

That's Sexy - Pink Pufferfish Heels
Get your feet in some fish ya land-lover! These Pink Pufferfish Heels are soooo in this season. I heard that if the Pufferfish meat isn’t prepared right, it has enough poison to kill 30 humans. Which is why I always sit down with 28 other people and the chef and share that meal. These heels crank it all the way up to ocean’s 11. They are full of cuteness and spikes.
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Weird Monster Necklaces

Weird Monster Necklaces
Etsy seller AFewRandomThings makes these cool and Weird Monster Necklaces. Check out a few here, then go look at the rest of the gross accessories they have. You’ll see lots of eyes and tongues, maybe some snot, maybe some not. They are nasty, yet somehow lovable. These monsters are funsters, give one to your girlfriend and get her oven full of bunsters. Or something.
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Misfortune Cookies – Black Cookies, Black Humor

Misfortune Cookies - Black Cookies, Black Humor
Fortune cookies are great and all, but they’re just too damn happy if ya ask me. Misfortune Cookies are a dark twist on the whole fortune cookie game. These cookies don’t predict things like love or wealth. Instead they are nasty, brutally honest and blunt. In other words perfect for me and my Creepbay readers. It’s like cracking open a cookie and having that cookie abuse you. But it’s also a laugh at the same time.

Just Wrong – Flashing LED Eyelashes

Just Wrong - Flashing LED Eyelashes
These Flashing LED Eyelashes are not futuristic, not cool looking and they have wires going over your ears that look like wire hangers and it makes them look like glasses for your eyelashes. Also you have to wear a motion sensor on the back of your head for them to work, so… Futuristic Cyborg fail! This is what you wear when you want to absolutely, positively keep the opposite sex away from you. Forever. Yeah, you will never know sex again. And no, I’m not going to explain it to you. I’m too busy having the sex and can’t stop. Won’t stop. Cuz my eyelashes bring all the girls to the yard.

Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards Set – Mail Me Mothman

Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards
If you’re gonna send me some snail mail, you might as well make it cool, like these Cryptid Mini-Print Postcards. I love getting cryptids in the mail. It makes checking the mail a frightening experience. This collection gives you Yeti, Jersey Devil, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman and the Flatwoods Monster. They have some great art on them. All measure 6″ x 4″.