This UFO Abduction Bigfoot T Shirt shows Bigfoot getting sucked up into a UFO. Or does it? I think they are dropping this sasquatch off. What the shizz? You UFOs just think you can dump your creatures here anytime you want? This planet isn’t some Bigfoot daycare center. You can’t just drop your hairy brats off without even parking, leave them here for like 3 weeks and then pick them up after your big party of Alpha Centauri, still half drunk and smelling like alien sex and Martian Margaritas.
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Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Statue
What’s with all of the mythical creatures stealing gnomes? First we had Bigfoot kidnapping gnomes and now this Garden Gnome Kidnapped By Gargoyles Statue. What, is there some kind of gnome shortage in their world that we don’t know about? Why do you need gnomes in your world anyway? Hell if I know. Maybe they worship them or something. I just want to say one thing: Gnome more Gnome stealing.
The Ultimate Krampus Mug
I can’t wait to get this Krampus Mug and chug my beer from it, slamming it down and asking for another. This mug is worthy of Krampus himself.
One Christmas Krampus drank himself sober.
He awoke to find Christmas was over.
His sack was empty and filled with no child
He had vague recollections of drinking so wild.
So he sauntered away into a cave
where he rested all day, then went to a rave.
Then he waited all year
And had several more beers
And repeated the whole thing over.
That’s why we don’t see Krampus today. He has a drinking problem.
Alien Christmas Ornaments That Are Also Dolls
Stick these Alien Christmas Ornaments on your tree and celebrate like it’s Area 51 up in dis biatch. That’s when ya party all night and then give everyone missing time afterwards. They double as alien dolls too. You can take them out of their ornament incubation chamber and display them standing up. They’re plush so pretty darn cute too, with metallic fabric. They come in 2 sets with several colors.
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Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters
Who needs an acid trip when you have these Crazy and Furry Kawaii Toy Monsters from MezenFantasyDolls? Looking at these creatures is a good trip and a bad trip. Know what I mean? Also, can you get those spiders off of me? GET ‘EM OFF! GET ‘EM OFF! Oh wait. Wow dude. I’M the spider crawling all over the Earth and weirding IT out. Whoa!
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