If you are Mad Max and sleeping in the post-apocalyptic desert somewhere, this is the rooster that wakes you up. Then it laughs maniacally and tries to shoot you. This Mohawk Rooster Mask Wall Hanging will let you recreate that feeling anytime you want.
Cock-a-doodle-do motha f***er!
3QuartermoonCreative sells all kinds of cool Vinyl Monster Decals For Your Car. I’m gonna get some of these. Monsters will keep people from tailgating me all day. Get off my butt man! You don’t wanna wake the monster! That’s a warning sticker pal! You hit me and pop my trunk, this is the monster you’re gonna see. Well, that and like 10 potato chip bags and a pair of jumper cables.
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Want some smells emanating from your skull? I’m not talking about your shampoo. I’m talking about these cool Scented Skull Candles. Normally skulls have one smell. Death. Especially when you happen upon one on a hot day in a pit, but I’ve said too much. I don’t know what these skulls are supposed to smell like. Scratch and sniff pizza? Teen spirit? Victory? Broccoli farts? I have no idea. But their pretty. Much more nicely colored than my own skull. I think I’ll get one and discover their macabre mystery scent.
Sniffing scented skulls scares sore sinuses so severely, Suzie sneezes snot! Heh. I made a little poem like I was 4 years old. Which is pretty impressive cuz I’m more like 5.
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Remember kids, reading is fundamental. But reading the Necronomicon is just plain mental. This Necronomicon Leather Book Purse is a good way to get yourself in trouble. Maybe it makes the whole world zombies. Maybe it opens a portal so that Cthulhu and his kind can enslave us all. Maybe it creates a world where dogs and cats get along. Whatever happens, nothing good is gonna come out of this book/purse.
Ohhhhh, except for that lipstick. That shade is to die for. Where’d you get it? I wish I could wear that, my complexion is just too pale. You go girl!
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This Zombie Octopus Necklace is pretty cute, but how in the hell did he become a zombie? What? Zombies ran out of humans to bite and just started swimming, turning the sea life into zombies? His past is questionable is all I’m saying. Sort of like my own. Never ask me about the summer of 94 and that trip to Jersey with a tranny tied up in the back of the truck.
Hey, I said never ask me about it!
Fine, I was working for Pep Boys and delivering a transmission to Jersey and it took me like 2 days to get there. Sheesh. What’s with the third degree? I had to tie the transmission down in back cuz it had already fell off once and killed a deer. Almost killed the Jersey Devil too.
Oh…you thought I meant tranny. That’ll teach you to assume. Every time you assume you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me”. Heard that one in grade school.