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Set of 4 Mothman Cups

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Set Of 4 Mothman Cups
Now you can have a Mothman sighting every time you take a drink. This Set of 4 Mothman Cups gets the party started and fulfills the Mothman prophecies: Getting drunk AF while drinking from a monster cup.

The Mothman is a cryptid that was originally spotted in West Virginia, but you will see him everyday. He’s part man, part moth, all motha’f’er! A total badass. He’s got the wings to be your wingman. And when he scores you the chicks, he’s flying into a distant light like the majestic bast*rd that he is.
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Krampus Mask and Suit

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Krampus Mask and Suit
Hey everybody! It’s Krampus. Don’t tell your grampus! Get on your skateboard an jump him with a rampus. Gather everyone around, tell the whole campus. If it’s dark go and light a lampus. I’m so excited I got a crampus and now my pants are dampus!

This Krampus Mask and Suit is the shizz! I guess it could also double as the abominable snowman. Check out that nose ring. Dude should be plowing a field somewhere, getting whipped by a farmer. As for the outfit, I had no idea he was into bondage. Whatever floats your boat dude. Do your thing. I don’t judge.

Krampus Mask and Suit

Krampus Mask and Suit

Clear Half Fetus For Your Wall

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Clear Half Fetus For Your Wall
This Clear Half Fetus needs a womb with a view. You decorate with this thing and it will look like you got angry and just chucked a womb-y slimey fetus against the wall like it was a basketball and now it’s just embedded there. Nothing but net- *Splat* Oh nevermind. I like how it has that “in the womb” look. Icky and sticky. Somebody slap that things ass and hose it off. It’s a great conversation piece. If you have the womb for it.

I feel like it should have an umbilical cord hanging down that doubles as a phone though.

Scorpion Ear Wrap Earring

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Scorpion Ear Wrap Earring
Excuse me Miss, you have something crawling on your ear. Uh… Too late. It’s in your ear now, swimming in your ear wax and pinching up your ear drum. *Cups hands together and yells* I said, there’s a scorpion in your ear. Why ya looking at me all dumb? Oh. Damn. It got to your brain now. Well, good luck with that. *Thud* Wow. Never saw a body collapse so fast. I’m out of here.

This Scorpion Ear Wrap Earring looks badass and it will rock you like a hurricane. No joke! Well, that was a joke, but scorpions in your ear is no joke at all.

Real Working Uncle Fester Lamp

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Real Working Uncle Fester Lamp
This Real Working Uncle Fester Lamp is not just some dude that had a light bulb shoved in his word-hole cuz he wouldn’t shut up. It’s a real lamp based on the scene in The Addams Family. Now he can light up your room and your life. I think he needs sleep. Those bags under his eyes don’t look good. This thing is pretty creepy all lit up in the dark. I think it needs a lampshade that is a muzzle. That would be even scarier.