It’s my 3 best friends, Boo, Frank and Count. joshuaizzo created these for a friend. What, I’m not your friend Josh? What about that time we binged on Boo Berry all night and washed it down with a Franken-Chocula mix? That meant nothing? Oh yeah, I was alone that night, talking to the characters on the boxes. Sorry Josh, but I really want these. Where does your friend live? It would be a shame if something happened to those figures. Know what I mean? I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. Like 6 boxes of Frankenberry. He’s the weakest link in the awesome spooky cereal chain.
Tag: odd
Hair Of The Sasquatch
Hows about a little hair of the Sasquatch? I’ve tried to get a sample of bigfoot hair myself, out in the wild, but every time I find some, the lab tests identify it as monkey pubes or whatever. Big foot is really hard to catch. I can’t even get any evidence on them. That Bigfoot probably grabbed a monkey and rubbed it on a tree just to throw me off his scent.
Anyway, you can get yourself some Sasquatch hair that has been preserved in glass. Alright, I’m gonna take a chance and get it. Better not be pubes again.
Pocket Pets: Roach On The Go
Oh yeah, this is a great idea. Give your kid a pet roach that he can hang out with. That’s not weird at all. There’s no way your kid is gonna be an outcast as he walks around with his little pet roach, talking to it in hushed whispers. Then again, my parents gave me a whole house full of roaches and I turned out alright.
Except for my fear of roaches and my waking from a dead sleep so I can slam a shoe against the floor like a madman. There’s also the constant itching, but hey I need to exfoliate anyway right? It’s all good. Anyway, get your kid a little pet roach, cuz, you know, your kid isn’t weird enough. Pocket Pets. Cuz your kid doesn’t need friends.
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Cthulhu Chibi Doll Is A Real Terror Tot
Awwww look how cute? An ancient evil has awakened. A Cthulhu Chibi Doll. He’s cute, he’s naked and he’s mad. I would be mad too, if I was missing my low hanging tentacle. Poor guy has no pee-pee, but he has all of the other powers an ancient evil typically has. Hey, don’t judge my man Chibi Cthulhu. It’s not the size of the tentacle, it’s how you wiggle it around under your trench coat. Or so I’ve heard. The point is this little guy is adorable. I’ll try to stop focusing on what’s missing.
No. Can’t do it. Dude needs a wiener. Just drew one on my screen. That’s better. I feel like he’s complete now. I also feel like it’s called permanent marker for a reason. That dong is gonna follow me everywhere online just like the NSA.
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Kanye West – Reanimator
What happens when H.P. Lovecraft meets Kanye West? I have no idea, but the lack of talent known as Kanye West is now starring in a classic H.P. Lovecraft tale. Just how do you transplant the personality of a wet fart into classic literature? I have no idea since I’m not going to read it and find out. I just wanted all of you to know that this exists.