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Call of Cthulhu Playing Cards

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Want to spice up your Poker Night? Invite Cthulhu! These Call of Cthulhu Playing Cards feature all kinds of characters based on the Cthulhu mythos. The artwork depicts a selection of eldritch horrors and Lovecraft himself on one card.

I have a full house, Cthulhu high. Let me see that. I’ve never seen Cthulhu high. Yep, he definitely looks stoned. Take your card game to the next horror-filled level with these officially licensed Call of Cthulhu playing cards. *singing* You gotta know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em…* Fun fact: I used to think that song was about pizza. I fold mine. Big gut, small mouth.

Gonna go grab a slice or three now and let the cheese drip until I have tentacles all over my chin.
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Glow In The Dark Playing Cards

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My alone in the dark poker games just got more exciting thanks to these glow in the dark cards. Who needs friends anyway? The images on the face cards transform and come to life under a black light. Turn the lights out and get playing. The only problem is that you can’t see the chips so you end up betting everything you have on a pair of twos.

That and you can’t see the chips, so you shove poker chips in your mouth instead of potato chips. Needs more salt.

Human Skeleton Playing Cards

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The head bone’s connected to the neck bone. The neck bone’s connected to the shoulder bone… I can’t get that song out of my head now. Well, if you want to learn about bones and win some money in a card game at the same time… Well, that probably makes you a Doctor with a gambling problem, but that’s okay.

Even if you aren’t a fancy Doctor, these Human Skeleton Playing Cards will teach you everything you need to know in case you ever have to do surgery in a grimy back alley, with sirens wailing nearby. Been there, done that! Doodled my way through the court proceedings!

They feature the names of the bones in English, Spanish and French. It’s practically like back alley med school for three different countries!

Vintage Deck of Cards Straitjacket

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Any 8s? Nope. Go fish. Any Aces? Nope. Go fish. This game is boring. Why don’t we play something else? Like crazy 8s? Well, because that game is too damn crazy. That’s why I have my deck secured in a straight jacket. So it doesn’t hurt itself or others with it’s sharp edges. I also have it taking some pills and talking to a counselor once a week.

This straight jacket for cards is perfect for that one crazy deck you have that’s dangerous and deranged. It would also be perfect for keeping a haunted deck restrained. No cards are escaping this straight jacket!
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