This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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Retro and Scary Ghoulsville Enamel Pins
These Retro and Scary Ghoulsville Enamel Pins are awesome, cute and creepy. They are based on the classic Ben Cooper masks. Each metal enamel pin comes in a collector’s box with a clear window just like the big ones. You better get these quick before they sell out. You can find them here and here. Put them on your jacket, your backpack or just collect them.
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Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets
Now your fridge can be full of horrors, aside from that 3 month old cheesecake that now has a pretty green mold beard. This Cool Set Of 8 Classic Horror Monster Magnets will spruce up your fridge or other metal surface. The seller has a bunch of other sets that are pretty cool too, so make sure you check them out. Now every time you get a midnight snack, you can have a midnight scare.
Pretty cool. Pretty creepy. Scares me so much,now I have to pee pee. Cuz that’s how mature I am. Deal with it. These Hammer Horror Magnets are also cool.
Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate
Decorate with monsters, that’s what I say. This Creature from the Black Lagoon Saucer Plate will look great on your wall. I know they call him the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but I don’t see color. The lagoon could be pink for all I care. *Laughs like a rich idiot as I lift my teacup to my lips from my monster decorated saucer. Rings for the butler.* Wait. Why am I wearing a powdered wig? It’s like I’m not even in control of my own imagination. Damn.
Anyway, back to playing with my action figure.
Scream Queens Custom View-Master
You can’t buy this View-Master in the store! This Scream Queens custom view-master comes with a reel of retro horror photography. It features Glass Olive, Mosh, Anastasia Arteyeva, Victoria Elle and Briana Robertson. Glass Olive? I think I choked on one of them once. This View-Master is a scream. This set makes a very cool gift for anyone who likes to look at pretty girls on a viewing device in the privacy of their own home. Okay, it’s me. Big surprise.
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