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Bigfoot Molar

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Bigfoot Molar
This Bigfoot Molar is a reproduction of a tooth found on a Bigfoot skeleton in a cave. Basically some human kids found a skeleton and plucked this molar as evidence. You can read the whole story at the link. What do you think this is, story time? What, do I amuse you? I’m a funny guy huh? You talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me? Sorry. Gonna have to lower the dosage on those candy bars that Doctor ME prescribed. Too much sugar.

Me? I don’t need a tooth for evidence. It’s on the internet, so it must be true. That is one huge Molar. Better than having two I guess. Than Bigfoot would be bi-molar as well as bi-polar…bear.
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Bigfoot Sasquatch Metal Bookends

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Bigfoot Sasquatch Metal Bookends
This pair of Bigfoot Sasquatch Metal Bookends is the perfect place for all of my UFO and unexplained stuff books. I’m always researching. Gotta beat him at his own big feet game. One day I’ll spot him and take a picture that will make me rich. Look at that couple holding hands and pointing up at that book. They have no idea that he is on the other side. What a bunch of rubes.

Spruce The Sasquatch Doll

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Spruce The Sasquatch Doll
Hey Spruce what up? Everybody, this is Spruce The Sasquatch Doll. Spruce, this is everybody. Now mingle. I’ll get the drinks. So Spruce, why are you named after a tree? Or is because you like to clean the house? You know, sprucing things up a bit? I kid. I kid. Speaking of kids, where’s your daddy Bigfoot? I guess even you don’t have sightings since he’s behind on child support. Zing! Burn! And why do you look like my grandmother? Are we related? I know we have the same amount of chest hair. Not to mention the same caveman IQ.

Cthulhu Sasquatch Shadow Box Sculpture

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Cthulhu Sasquatch Shadow Box
This Cthulhu Sasquatch Shadow Box Sculpture looks like a photo captured of the beast in the wild. Is it more Cthulhu or more Sasquatch. I have no idea. Is it live or is it Memorex? Frankly, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

This thing looks like Chewbacca and Emperor Palpatine’s love child. I think his squatting in that grass is about more than just posing for the camera. I think he might be taking a huge steaming squatch. But I’m not Cthulhu/Bigfoot expert. I just think I see some of that foliage dying.

Bigfoot Nesting Dolls: Matryo-Squatch

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Bigfoot Nesting Dolls Matryoshka-Squatch
Bigfoots have a natural nesting instinct. They like to build nests out of dead tree limbs and stuff. So it makes sense that Bigfoot would be part of a nesting doll set. Etsy seller licoricewits has two cool sets of Bigfoot nesting dolls available. Better get ’em before they are gone and there is no photographic evidence. *Raises wrist to check my Sasquatch Watch.* I predict these will be gone within the hour. That’s when I plan to buy them and let out a huge Wookie-type roar.

The first set features Bigfoot, the Jersey Devil and the Cupacabra. The second set is a Bigfoot family.
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