This Zombie Mermaid Bridal Dress is confusing. If zombies eat brains and mermaids are essentially fish, and fish is brain food, what is she after? My money! Gotta be my money. Boy did she crawl up the wrong beach! Kinda sexy though. Can a mermaid even walk down the aisle? Or down the isle even? And how’d she find herself posing between all those wine barrels. She’s probably gonna uncork them all and keep herself wet. Take a swim and a drink at the same time.
Tag: scary
Fishermen Find Dead Werewolf In River
The story goes that two fishermen were out fishing when they discovered a werewolf corpse, lying in the shallow water. Here’s what I think happened:
I think there were 3 fishermen. One went to the edge of the woods to take a dump cuz that’s what you do, and you stay on the edge of the woods cuz the woods is scary. So he dropped his pants and so he wouldn’t get killed by a strange beast, took a dump facing the forest. One of the other 2 fishermen, unbeknownst to all, was a werewolf. This guy happened to look over at his friend who was making like a hershey factory, saw his full moon and transformed into a werewolf. A werewolf who was so distraught at seeing such a hairy ass in such an act, committed suicide right there by drowning.
Now isn’t that far more likely?
via Freaklore
A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt
This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
Edgar Allan Poe Stories and Poems Book
Edgar Allan Poe Stories and Poems is a modern graphic novel take on some amazing gothic classics. It includes seven of Poe’s stories with some very cool illustrations. This 120-page graphic novel features Poe classics like “The Cask of Amontillado,” “The Masque of the Red Death,” “The Tell-Tale Heart.” It also includes Poe’s poems “The Raven,” “Annabel Lee,” and “The Bells.” This is a must for fans of Edgar Allan Poe.
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AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations
This Halloween make your pumpkins come to life with AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations. This lets you use a TV/monitor or projector and turn any environment into a haunting experience. You will believe that your pumpkins have come to life. Your pumpkins will even be able to recite a special Halloween version of ‘Twas the Night Before Halloween, tell a spooky story, perform two original songs and much more. The pumpkins are alive!
What about ghosts? They can be brought to life too.